Gedda Loada Dis!
from the Little Green Book
published by Bantam Books, 1980
Europe [the West] is nothing but a collection of unjust dictatorships; all of humanity must strike these troublemakers with an iron hand if it wishes to regain its tranquillity. If Islamic civilization had governed the West, we would no longer have to put up with these barbaric goings-on unworthy even of wild animals.
Right after which he feels compelled to instruct:
It is required that everyone, who urinating or defecating, hide his sexual parts from all pubescent persons, even his sister or his mother, as well as from any feebleminded person or children too young to understand. But husband and wife are not required to hide them from each other.
and,
It is forbidden to consume the excrement of animals or their nasal secretions. But if such are mixed in minute proportions into other foods their consumption is not forbidden.
Ok. You tell me ...
Posted by Claire on 07/30 at 05:22 PM
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