Freak-Out Fallujah!
Calling All Smart-Asses in the Blogosphere ! !
[yep -- this means you]
SondraK and I have both been struck by the story of the psy-ops teams shredding the nerves of the enemy in Fallujah with AC/DC's "Hells Bells" and taunts challenging them to pop up their heads and win a free ticket to Paradise, courtesy of the Marines. "You shoot like a goat herder!" is a great taunt, but we're figuring that you, the Smart-Asses of the Blogosphere can do even better than that. Remember, only part of the challenge is to get the gunmen to pop their heads out far enough to make good target practice for those Marines on the front line -- the other goal is to amuse the Marines who are waiting for the "diplomatic solution" to come to fruition. They're bored, they're tired, and they're sore in need of some smart-assed, down-'n'-dirty amusement.________________________
But Wait! That's not all. This here is a contest, too.
For your taunt to win, you hafta have the most votes. Each vote consists of a $1 pledge to Castle Argghhh - Fighting Fusilliers Spirit of America fund drive. There's More!! -- Sondra and I will match your pledge/votes dollar for dollar. Hows that for putting money and mouth in the same place, eh? So if you have a favorite taunt, a favorite blogger, or just want to see Sondra and me go flat broke, you have a reason to pledge/vote. Campaigning, blegging,* * * * * * * * *
How could it be better than this?!? ----You're invited to be a smart-ass -- free! ------ You're contributing to the effort to spread democracy -------- You're amusing a Marine -- don't get to do that every day ---------- and You're raising funds for Spirit of America to build a TV station in Iraq. [Free flow of valid information is fundamental to the creation of a democracy; and al-Jazzerah has got to go!]
So come out of the woodwork, Smart-Asses of the Blogosphere! The time is now. The place is here and here! Send us a taunt that'll make those goat-lovin', hummis-eating, Paradise-seekin' Islamo-fascists so mad they'll run out into the streets with shirts a-flappin'. Amuse a Marine today! Put your taunts in the comments section or email to Claire AT e-Claire DOT us or SondraK AT SondraK DOT com -- we'll post 'em on the top daily. Send your pledge/votes -- as many as you like - $1 per vote -- to Claire AT e-Claire DOT us or SondraK AT SondraK DOT com. Vote early! Vote often! Vote 'til it hurts so gooood!! -- UPDATE: Support from Right Wingin-It, The Pudgy Pundit -- thanks! UPDATE - 2: More support from Nathan who, btw, cracks me up! thank you and *snork* UPDATE - 3: Support from brainshavings Thanks, Puddle Pirate! [bwahahahaha] YET MORE: Here are the totals so far: *cough*bwahahah*cough* Castle Argghhh! Fighting Fusileers for Freedom! $2,862 The Victory Coalition $1,695 Liberty Alliance $890 [4.21 - 4:56p PDT]
Hakeem! Come see! I have the Paris Hilton video!
Posted by Nathan on 04/21/04 at 08:35 AMAchmed! Your sister’s here and she says she needs a ride home from the US Army barracks!
Posted by Nathan on 04/21/04 at 09:57 AMSurrender now and you can have all the virgin goats you want!
Posted by McGehee on 04/21/04 at 10:56 AM“She bang! She bang!”
Posted by McGehee on 04/21/04 at 10:57 AMAbdul! There are absolutely No Pictures of Mary-Kate and Ashley Nude here. At all.
Posted by Nathan on 04/21/04 at 12:02 PMYour camel calls you “daddy”!
Posted by on 04/21/04 at 05:32 PMAbdul! Your sister has a thicker beard than you do!
(To insult an arab man’s facial hair is to question his manhood, virility, honor, family ... basically everything important to him.)
Posted by Puddle Pirate on 04/22/04 at 04:43 PMRahim! My little finger’s bigger than your dick!
Posted by Puddle Pirate on 04/22/04 at 04:45 PMMay a thousand ants infest your crotch!
Posted by Puddle Pirate on 04/22/04 at 04:46 PMYour mother’s milk is camel piss!
Posted by Puddle Pirate on 04/22/04 at 04:46 PMWe know you’re lonely and horny. Surrender and we’ll give you a dead camel to hump!
Posted by Puddle Pirate on 04/22/04 at 04:48 PMNon-verbal insult: have every Marine on the perimeter hold up a dirty shoe with the sole facing the enemy. Revealing the sole of your shoe is considered very offensive among Arabs.
Posted by Puddle Pirate on 04/22/04 at 04:59 PMHave the psy-ops guys drop porn instead of leaflets.
Posted by Puddle Pirate on 04/22/04 at 05:00 PMI know French guys braver than you!
Posted by Victor on 04/23/04 at 12:34 AMAhmed! Hurry or you’ll miss the long-awaited next installment of “The Just-Us League"!
Posted by McGehee on 04/23/04 at 01:22 AM*for Shi’a only* Mahmoud! What’s this I hear about you rubbing yourself in Imam Ali’s sh*t?!
Posted by Edward Yee on 04/23/04 at 12:49 PM
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