*eye roll*

1 - “David who?”
2 - “Well, it was nice of CBS to provide the catering”
3 - “We should have done this years ago”
4 - “What idiot turned Broadway into a pedestrian mall?”
5 - “Isn’t there always a crowd demanding Letterman be fired?”
6 - “March around the potholes, people”
7 - “Can we also get CBS to bring back ‘Gunsmoke’?”
8 - “When does Cheney get here with the waterboarding gear?”
9 - “He should apologize for that hairpiece”
10 - “Thanks for coming, Regis”
11 - “Ok - who forgot to bring teh funnay?!?"
...that last one might not have been Dave’s. ...as it was, almost, actually teh funnay.
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