Deah Ahnold,
you self-centered, elitist bassturd.
We voted for you based on your claims to revitalize Cahleefohrneeia, balance the budget, lower taxes and support businesses. You lied.
Now you refuse to even contemplate becoming part of the solution. That’s why they’re called “public resources” you ninnyhammer!
Modern drilling platforms don’t leak. However the sea bottom does—those little tar balls on the beach are natural.
Refusing to drill the CA coast just because it’s preeeetty, while you personally, are one of the biggest petroleum users on the planet makes ya look like an Elitist Donk’s Ass—and the rest of us in CA like maroons for not taking you out with a recall campaign. You know we can do that.
For a guy who lusts for higher office yer walkin’ an awful thin line, fella.
Or do ya like this pic bettah?

PS didja know, you can’t see 50 miles out to sea. It’s called the “curvature of the Earth” ya Schtroodel Head.
Poor Arnold. Somewhere along the line, some sort of green fungus got into his brain.
We did elect him (as I remember), because he made noises like a conservative, and had that “manly-man” image. But it sure didn’t take long for the real Arnold to emerge (like some of the Bad Guys in “Men in Black").
Thank goodness (or whatever) he can’t ever run for President.
Posted by ZZMike on 06/24/08 at 04:39 PM
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