Christmas Carols for the Reality-Challenged
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder ---You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why…
Sociopath --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
HYSTERICAL!
Good job Claire.
Posted by Janette on 12/11/05 at 09:54 AMROFL!! It’s funny cuz it’s true!
Posted by pam on 12/12/05 at 06:03 AMThis was funny!
Posted by on 12/12/05 at 07:12 AM
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