Catching Up
++ Oliver, Stoned? *snork*
++ Two months until the “Trial of the Centruy™”
++ ‘Bout freakin’ time: Berkeley CA will become the third city in the US to require companies that fill their potholes or do their data entry to reveal any and all financial ties with slavery. And of course both the city and individuals would be able to file lawsuits to enforce the ordinance. And, no—they’re not looking to international companies who may today have branches in markets where slavery is currently being practiced; their law is designed to provide access to records for “African Americans” to one day seek compensation. [”...and what part of Africa are you from? ok, name any African country that existed in 1830."]
++ Berkeley council members also want to retain their bike-messenger service that delivers inter-office letters… even though they have all recently moved into the same building.
++ Paris Hilton is gonna marry Paris Latsis and will become Paris 2 Whatsis. ...and, might I add, eww2.
++ Jocko Chirakko got a nasty surprise/Reality Check. He plans a Tuesday TV appearance when sources expect him to declare, “Let them vote for cake! *ptui*”
++ *FLASH* Breaking News *FLASH*—New book reveals Clintons acted like PWT in the WH.—*FLASH* Breaking News *FLASH*
*eye roll*
++ The brain trust that is Rock ‘Musicians’ considers the Spice Girls ’too trivial‘ to fight World Poverty but Emminemm is juuuuuust right. This pile of millionaires plans to play rock music until governments give in and “banish Third World debt,” which will instantly solve all their problems and bring them into the 21st 17th century.
++ And in the “awwww, cuuuuutesy” Dept: Girl reporter sent to cover cuuuuuuuuute story about a kitty raising an orphaned squirrel. She starts her filming, the squirrel runs over, attaches itself to her leg and starts to gnaw, reporter begins to dance and scream, squirrel drops off, dancing reporter’s heel comes down and . . . well, end of cuuuuuute.
So, all in all, I didn’t miss much, eh?
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