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Cannot Be Slimed Without Your Permission

Happened upon Ms Perky-in-Pink Couric interviewing the big, bad... gent-about-town, OJ the other nite. Explored how many ways there are there to say, "...uh, EWW." Ms C looked somewhat stunned in the first place [due, no doubt to that bad lip job she got. makes her look like her make-up artiste is drunk...] and when OJ shut her down in classic abuser style to ramble on about the "real killers," ...uh, e. w. w. And she let him ...uh, E.W.W.! Like I needed to be reminded why I never watch these BS "news" shows. Disgusting, embarrassing and revolting as well as being reliably unreliable. I remember being a kid when Rather or one of them took on the beef industry and did one of those Michael-Moore-prototype chase-em-down "interviews" of someone my family knew. Made the guy look like the biggest liar and cheat, ever, when we knew the truth to be quite the opposite. That is when I learned the concept of the question, "When did you stop beating your wife?" That was the end of my belief in anything "because it's on TeeVee," and the start of a skepticism that has worked quite well for me over the years. I am completely mystified as to why the media-whores are lining up to lick up the dribblings of this murdering sleeze bucket. What can they possibly think -- fantasize that he might have to offer to anyone anywhere, anytime? He was never interesting, or amusing, or even newsworthy in any way [off the athletic field, which, in itself interests me not at all.] Not even Leslie Neilson could make him humorous -- and Neilson can make a newspaper funny. OJ? - stale butter on white bread. Zzzzzz. So the only, only thing OJ has to sell is his "status" as the black-man-who-did-and -then-killed-a white-girl-*and*-killed- a-white-guy-and-got-away-with-it. Lovely. If we buy it, the joke, and the slime, is on us. Let's not and be proud we didn't, eh? ThanQ! Joe Gandelman at Dean's World

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