Candid Moonbat Moments
from the avant garde field of study
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These little fellers need identifying names... And backgrounds... Anyone?
Howard Dean and Al Gore?
Posted by Dean Esmay on 08/07/04 at 02:05 PM“Lunus Politicus Albinus, a sub-species of Chiroptera, resides in oxygen weak environs, and has a notably indiscriminate nature towards others displaying logic or sense. Lunas Politicas also has tendency to gather in clutches and fly into one another, causing a great deal of noise and confusion.”
Posted by Lachlan on 08/07/04 at 02:41 PMOMG - ROFLMAO - those 2 scared the living daylights out of me.
The first one is a Denis Kucinich supporter - notice the the horn which is hollow and is where he keeps his tinfoil hat.
The second one is a Howard Dean supporter - he’s been working on making his mouth larger and larger so he can make that scream YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Posted by Teresa on 08/07/04 at 03:07 PM#1 is obviously Rothra albansdenias. The white pigmy species of the larger and somewhat troublesome Rothra giganticus (especially if you are Godzilla) His nitch is flying around in liberal circles and gnashing his teeth and whispering “no he didn’t” in the disenfranchised’s ears when those detractors of John Kerry say anything negative about him. For that he is rewarded with a bite of tofu (note the absence of biting tearing teeth).
#2 is also easy to recognize. It is Felinus lucusavins (the cat birddog). This animal is the result of disastrous genetic engineering by a liberal brain trust. It has the head, ears and eyes of a cat, the mouth of a dog, and the body of a penguin. It’s head lets it hear conspiracies where there is none. Its eyes let it see relations in the dark that don’t exist. Its mouth lets it bark the alarm for what the eyes and ears perceive and it’s bird body was suppose to let it fly to the disenfranchised voters to spread its alarms. However, the bird body turned out to be a penguins and so it could never get its stories off the ground. A not too charming charactistic of this mishappened animal is the close proximity of its rear vent to its mouth. As a consequence of this the same BS comes out of both ends.
Posted by on 08/07/04 at 06:27 PMThe first is clearly a Butterfly Ballot Moon Bat. He stalks the darkness looking for soft targets using confusion and misrepresentations of his motives to cleverly make his prey turn themselves into victims. Natural enemy: the Clue Bat.
The second is Albertus Gorus. In captivity it is a tame yet conniving creature, making nice so as to appear “squeaky clean” within the structure of it’s habitat. But once released into the wild it reverts to it’s natural state as a shreiking opportunist bend on winning companions and followers through nuanced vocalization by, paradoxically, making the most noise it can, thus frightening away others of it’s kind.
Posted by Tuning Spork on 08/08/04 at 06:32 AM
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