Calling to Mind The 7 'P's of the FBI
the Boughten Junior Senator from ILL
Citing “divine providence,” Roland Burris [71] [D-Ill] is da winnah the appointee for the Senate seat Uh-bama left behind.
“People said I was either crazy or divinely directed. I accept the latter,"
He also accepted the appointment.
[Burris] said. “I believe without a doubt that I am predestined to be a role model."
A role model for Prior Planning, at least.
*close-up here*
That’s what’s awaiting him—and his children, Roland II and Rolanda—at an unnamed cemetery in ChiTown… or somewhere… according to a typically well-researched piece at Wonkette by a corespondent named “Vasyl.” [do NOT tell me the feminine derivative of that name]
Aside from his attachment to inopportune bus stops monuments, speaking of hizownse’f in the third person, and madd George Foreman-esque naming skilz, Burris is also known for… uhm… sticking to his guns. In the face of popular opinion, facts, reason ...and DNA evidence.
Mr Burris’ appointment has already caused a tiny kerfluffle wherein the Ill Secy of State refused to sign his Certificate of Appointment.
Should Burris appear in Washington without that certification, armed police officers stand ready to bar him from the Senate floor, said a Democratic official briefed on Senate leaders’ plans.
Uh oh.
Bobby Rush [D-Ill] [the man who called Obama an “educated fool” after he defeated him in a 2000 House race]... ignited the news conference yesterday, saying, “I would ask you not to hang or lynch the appointee as you try to casitgate the appointor,"
Bar. Lynch. Same diff.
I’m sure Mr Burris’ tenure in The World’s Most Exclusive Club will provide a fine example of ChiTown bag men Chicago-style leadership and Illinois Values. Mr Burris “enjoy[s] cartoons and dancing."
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