*Boff!* *Pow!* *Bam!!*
aaaaiiieeeeee!!Flight attendants nationwide will begin self-defense training this week, learning to fight, tie up terrorists and use on-board items like coffee urns as weapons. Nearly three years after the 9/11 suicide hijackings, the Department of Homeland Security is launching a voluntary program to train airline crews in the use of force.
That system could use a good cuppa joe and a little Metamucil™, eh?
"Passive resistance is no longer valid ...
There's a thought . . .
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