Big Fearsome Terrorist?
or big fat baby made outta gravy?
Really—how is this different from the whining of a rather ...um, delayed two-year-old?
"Our message is clear: you will not be safe until you withdraw from our land, stop stealing our oil and wealth and stop supporting the corrupt rulers,” al-Zawahri said.
“Stealing” your oil? Whad’eryou—Michael Moore?!? We pay the prices you set. Do da name OPEC ring a bell?
“Stealing your wealth?” Until the West came along y’all were a bunch of beaten tribes squabbling amongst yourselves, wackin’ on your women and camels and living hand to mouth. [not like much of that has changed] Your freakin’ “glory days” came before the onset of Islam, remember? Oh, yeah—since y’all have no useful education, you wouldn’t know that.
“Stop supporting the corrupt leaders?” Ya mean your corrupt leaders? Mebbe it would be more effective if you quit supporting your corrupt leaders? Or perhaps changed the cultural norms that support corruption?
Grow the hell up and learn to clean up your own messes without flinging yourself to the floor, kicking your wee feet and beating your tiny fists, and then blaming someone else.
...and put on some pants fercrissakes.
What she said, you yahoos’.
Did I punctuate properly?Posted by Paul of York on 08/04/05 at 02:13 PM
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