Beyond the Valley of Totally Irritated
iddn’t it sad when the irony impaired are allowed to, well… do anything...
Those useless fools in Kongress have outed themselves. It’s not that they think we’re a nation of dunces, it’s that they are dumber ‘n a box o’ hair.
‘Oops, lookie there—there’s 20 million people totally and completely ignoring our laws,’ say the lawmakers. ‘We know what’ll fix that‘, they cry. ‘A new law.’
uh huh.
*insert rude gesture here* to citizens, immigrants through the centuries, the concept of ‘a nation of laws,’ democracy, justice, order,
*insert gesture of unconditional surrender here* to ‘press one for English,’ any use of the word ‘raaacist,’ any tantrum in the street,
Throw the bums out!
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