e-Claire

Back off, suckah -- I got a pound of bacon in my purse!!

claim you’re a relative now—Steve H. is about to become a gazillionaire

You get a vacuum sealer and make thin plastic bags containing an ounce of lard.  Vacuum-sealer bags are tough, so leakage shouldn’t be a problem.  You enclose them in black fabric pouches with the word “LARD” stenciled on the outside.  When you’re on mass transit, you clip it to your collar so people can see it.  No terrorist who wants his eternal reward will go near you.

I think this could work.  You sell these things at newsstands and so on, and you contact the media so people find out what they are, and eventually, Muslim nutcases will start looking for them and avoiding them.

Freakin’ brill!

And dogs’ll love ya!!

1. Heh…
   Gives me and idea for a new ribbon badge:
   a twisted rasher of bacon.
   Symbolizes “I refuse to be a victim of terrorism.”
   Hunh? Hunh?

   Posted by  on  07/20/05  at  07:46 PM

2. Sign me up—I’ll take a dozen!

   Posted by Claire  on  07/20/05  at  08:26 PM

3. I am a conservative evangelical Christian, and I am not amused by that particular post with photo.  I don’t favor joking about terrorism.  Terrorism is not a subject to be poked fun at.  Just my opinion.

   Posted by  on  07/25/05  at  04:38 PM

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