e-Claire

Anything worth doing is worth over doing!

hey… everyone needs a motto, right?

First off, this meme is all SondraK’s fault!  Git ‘er!

MEME RULES:

Here is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).

Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers . OF COURSE you all without blogs are welcome to play along in comments!

HERE’S DA LIST as it was handed to me.  Those stains ain’t my fault!

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a backup dancer…
If I could be a llama-butcher rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be a midget stripper…
If I could be a proctologist…
IIf I could be a TV-Chat Show host…
If I could be an actor…
If I could be a judge…
If I could be a Jedi…
MY ADDITIONS:
If I could be an archaeologist…
If I could be a star ship owner…
If I could be a candymaker…
If I could be a spammer…

Being moi I over achieved over-did it:

If I could be a doctor/chef...  Ritalin mochas for everyone!!  With warm chocolate Xanax chip cookies for later.  And a nice ruby port.

If I could be a psychologist/proctologist...  I’d be able to seek out, find and explain the Left.

If I could be a Jedi/architect I’d build a waaay better bar.

If I could be a scientist/judge I would invent a STFU Ray hidden in the gavel for dumbass lawyahs. redundant, that—sorry

If I could be a missionary/gardener I could go around forcing people to grow artichokes for me.

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And now it’s time for the hand-off:

I tag USMC_Vet!

1. When I saw missionary/gardener I had a whole different thought pop into my head.

   I am a dirty, dirty boy.

   Posted by Jim  on  04/29/05  at  01:52 AM

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