And I thought it was just an expression...
More reports on my neighbors going to see our latest event...psychic [no indication whether she is a journeyman or an apprentice...] Barbara Weisbeck, because she had asked her crystal owl statue whether or not the crop circles were the real thing, and the owl had said yes. She was holding the owl in one hand and an amethyst pendant in the other. As she strolled through the wheat, she asked the owl whether the aliens would be returning soon. The pendant began to swing in a clockwise circle, which means, Weisbeck said, that the owl is certain of it. "There's no mistake," Weisbeck said. "The owl knows."
Swinging crystals, shaking divining rods, twitching beagles -- they're all there. Including:
This week, the wheat field also has been visited by lots of folks wearing hats made out of aluminum foil, who are sure that the metal will conduct needed energy to their brains.
Gawd, I hope so... Acidman could've saved himself a lot of wookie pills if he'd only known about this:
Other believers have ... placed stalks of wheat inside their underwear for extra stamina in the sack.
And the obligatory $12 t-shirt:
Balestra, [whose field it is and] who runs a fruit stand just north of the wheat field, is selling souvenir crop circle shirts as a public service because, he said, his customers insisted.
He smiles as strangers depart the field carrying away his wheat.
"I'm enjoying this. People lying down in my wheat field, and wrapping their heads in foil. It's great."
Ahhh, life in The Country&trade.
The part that croggles me is the wheat stocks in the underwear for added stamina . . . has anybody mentioned to these people that you’re supposed to take off your pants when you’re ... uh ... in circumstances where you need the stamina.
Posted by on 07/10/03 at 03:29 PMHell, I’m going up there tomorrow to check ‘em out.
Posted by Andrew on 07/10/03 at 06:14 PM
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