Aaanannnnnnaaaaagh!
Geraldo—NO and then!
The problem is simple: Geraldo.
First thing, after approx. 20 seconds on the ground, he’s snatching babies out of mothers’ arms and blubbering into the camera like a drunk. And then, he next day he finds himself a pair of rubber fuck-me chaps and makes his teary report standing ankle-deep in flood-gak. [oh no, these weren’t fishing waders—they were straight *ahem* out of a Polk Street ‘specialty’ shop]
And then as Blondie Anchor tries to break in to his warble-voiced report of ‘awfulawfulawfulohmagawdawful’ to report about the chopper crash, and it takes her actually shouting that she had a breaking story—and then ol’ Jer’ commences to speculate - like he knows whatinhell kind of chopper it is and exactly what happened from looking at a 4” monitor picture for 2 seconds—hollering about ‘it was a sniper’ ‘let’s hope it wasn’t a sniper—but it was.’
And then he hasta single-frikkin’-handedly [with his entorage] rescue a little old [white] lady. And then he hadda find a little old black lady to rescue!
And then… and then.... and then....
And each and every time I see his carefully disarrayed do, he shoves forth the same damned meme: “this is a dress rehearsal for a nuclear hit!!!!!” every interview. every official. every time.
Please. Please. Please. One more freakin’ word and I STG I’m gonna walk out to my car, drive allllla way down to N.O., hunt down that puffed up little posseur , and put one solid hand-print square on his forehead.
wanker.
Yanow I happened to see that whole report and started dry heaving. Geraldo needs to stick to chairs if you catch my drift.
Posted by on 09/05/05 at 03:17 AMI watched the helicoptor bit and thought to myself, Shut up Geraldo. You watched more than I did, as you described things I didn’t see, showing you have a far stronger stomach than do I.
Posted by The Angle of Repose on 09/05/05 at 10:31 AMAnd then...and then he announces what type of helicopter it is!
This guy is amazing. I had to turn it off.
Fox, please review your staffing policies.
Posted by on 09/05/05 at 03:06 PM
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