A Review
not by me, though
what Peter Bronson learned from Algore:
Gore likes to talk. A lot.
Global warming is really, really, serious, as scary as terrorism.
Gore invented clean air. And if you drill deep enough in the Arctic, there’s a line in the ice to mark the exact day the Clean Air Act was passed.
Global warming caused Katrina. In 50 years we will all melt like popsicles in a pizza oven.
Gore loves to say “entire planet” in a kind of folksy, whispery, scary voice.
Global warming causes bird flu, ebola and West Nile disease - and it’s America’s fault for not driving more Chinese cars.
Gore was robbed in the 2000 election. Global warming must have been involved, or the election wouldn’t be in the movie. “It was a hard blow,” he says, as a soft guitar gently weeps. “But what do ya do? You make the best of it."
Here is AlGore going to Cannes.
Nice purse, Tipper...
Here’s what Algore’s future holds for you ‘n’ me. [Algore will still be aboard that G5...]
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