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A Gathering of Myths

Dick the man vs Dick The Legend

We’ve heard that Dead-Eye Dick x] was drunk x] was over-medicated x] was sending a messssage to Scooter Sopranos-style x] was covering up an affair with the ranch owner / Harry / the doves.  and so on…
What’s your favorite explanation?

Well, Larry what *I* think is that Dick didn’t shoot Harry at all.  No indeedy. The pair were ‘hunting’ with their new friends from ______________________
[fill in the blank Dubai / Denmark / Alpha Centauri]
and it was one of them who was *ahem* The Shooter.  And they just shot Harry ________________
[FITB for fun / for cartoon fodder / for dinner]

Dick, being the patriot BushCo Meat-Puppet that he is [Hallibuuuuurton] jumped to the fore to take the blame knowing that, politically, he is already dead man walking a lame duck ambulatorily challenged water fowl.

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