Monday, December 10, 2007
ToDaZed Fatwa Bait
as rendered by LindaSoG!
*clicky*clicky*
Sunday, December 09, 2007
ToDaZeD Random Thot
yeah, I did happen to go shopping today. whyja ask?
Yanno paintball guns—so why wouldn’t filling those little paint pellets with skunk stink work? Then ya got a real nice “do NOT annoy me” weapon.
ToDaZeD Separador
necio.
“Sorry, I forget, it’s still English just for a few more years.” — George Lopez, after beginning to announce the Grammy nominees in Spanish.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Overheard
word.
The only title in our democracy superior to that of President is the title of Citizen.
--Louis D. Brandels
US Supreme Court Justice 1937
Friday, December 07, 2007
On the Road to Hell
Hot! Hot Bricks!! ooo - Hot!!!
The fate of the Earth hangs in the balance in Bali, but the issue is not whether humanity will succumb to a “climate crisis,”...The real theme of this United Nations gabfest—like that of its 12 predecessors, and of the hundreds, if not thousands, of related meetings --is whether globalization and trade liberalization will be allowed to continue, with a corresponding increase in wealth, health and welfare, or whether the authoritarian enemies of freedom (who rarely if ever recognize themselves as such) will succeed in using environmental hysteria to undermine capitalism and increase their Majesterium. ...
Just at the point where Marxism was being consigned to the dustbin of history, the more or less concealed power lust that had fed it found a new cause in the environment. The fact that the UN’s 1992 Rio conference followed hard on the collapse of the Soviet Union represented almost the passing of a poisoned baton. Capitalism had once been the enemy because it was alleged to make people poor. Now it was the enemy because of the alleged side effects of making them rich.
..."Progressive" pols, meanwhile, have embraced environmental alarmism because it gives a much-needed boost to their flagging relevance.
...[Kyoto and KyoTwo] are not about effectively addressing specific problems, they are about exploiting ignorance about climate science, and continuing to demonize capitalism, in order to make ecocrats feel good, make others feel bad, pad incomes, and expand travel schedules.
Democratic governments have no choice but to cater to the ignorance/alarm/hypocrisy engendered in their electorates. This catering in turn reflects greater or lesser degrees of cynicism, skepticism, or moralistic bloviation.
“KyoTwo"??!?!?!
Thursday, December 06, 2007
*BING*BING*BING*
we’ve got a new meme!
GLOBAL WARMING WORMS!!! Coming to eat us ALL!
First it was our cars. Then our electricity use—coal, yanno. Then our heating and cooling. Our steaks and our fat asses. Our shopping. Our capitalism. Our Christmas Holiday lights, our trees and Santa…
Jimminy Christmas—now what?!?
“In the United States alone in 2005, divorced households used 73 billion kilowatt-hours of electricity and 627 billion gallons of water that could have been saved had household size remained the same as that of married households."
Yeah. “Turn off the lights” and “take group showers” has always been the refrain Here’s the new bit:
The number of rooms per person in divorced households was 33 percent to 95 percent greater than in married households.
Yep. You’re taking up too much room. I’m not sure if they’re recommending people stay together until they kill one another—though I think that is what they would prefer.
They way they’re saying it—for the moment—is that Humans are now competing for the space with those plants that are used to make that [incredibly inefficient] biofuel.
Keep an eye on this one—we’re gonna hear more nagging information about how we’re ALL using up too much space.
Shadchen iSlamica-style!
oy, I’m chaloshes
In the midst of overlapping murmurs of prayers in a sea of white-cloaked worshipers, a woman’s voice interrupts the collective trance as she asks: “Are you single?"
Dressed in a black abaya – including the face covering known as niqab – and sporting black gloves, Um Mohammad (who declined to give her full name) is one of several matchmakers who can be seen approaching “pious” young Muslim women as they pray or perform rituals.
Might as well pick up some Koranic verse ringtones while yer there…
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Panic?
overthinking gone wild
Less than 30 days before the critical Iowa caucuses [Hillary! dumps her campaign song]
Missing the Good Old Days…
Who rules us with an iron rod
Who moves at Satan’s beck and nod
Who heeds not man, who heeds not God?
Van Buren!
Monday, December 03, 2007
You're Gonna KILL SANTA!!!
you bass-turds!
[Seattle] Mayor Greg Nickels: “Reindeer fly, but can they swim, too?”...
...unless all you kids buy these mercury-filled screwy light bulbs from my brother-in-law Al, here.
ToDaZeD Hawt/Cold/Wet/Windy Tip
weather junkie
*clicky* here
...for the kewlest weather update map onna Inter Tubes. You can set your region by going to the “Go to Region” at the top.
Be sure the “Table MouseOver Effect” is set to “ON” at the bottom of the table on the left. Then run your mouse over part of the chart—like Dewpoint 7pm—give it a second and the map changes with your info!
I’ve been using this for years and it’s the most accurate I’ve found—even goes a coupla weeks out.
Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!
I don’t wannna see the lizard hands!
Clinton, Obama Take Gloves Off [Hillary!:] “I have said for months that I would much rather be attacking…
Well now the fun part starts. [looooves that evisceration] We’re into the last month, and we’re going to start drawing the contrasts. Because I want every Iowan to have accurate information when they make their decisions. I don’t expect to get 100 percent of the vote. [why? OOgo does. oh, yeah… *did*] But I want people to know what they’re voting for, and to make the contrast, to make an informed decision. So we’re going to be out there telling the people of Iowa what the facts are, [as *we* want them to believe] setting the record straight, [homofobe!!] and having a good time doing it,” ...
Yee. Haw.
[Osamabamarama:] “This presidential campaign isn’t about attacking people for fun, it’s about solving people’s problems, like ending this war and creating a universal health care system. ..."
Priss.
Fatwa Bound!
Savage needs the whole collection
CAIR Bears
*clicky*clicky*
--jack
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Just, yanno, sayin'...
Mo-rahns
Meet Adam the Prayer Bear. This toy is owned by hundreds of Muslims up and down the country. He happens to share the name of a Prophet. ...He’s called a ‘prayer bear’ because he recites various lines when any of his limbs are pressed.
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