Saturday, April 29, 2006
HooAah
*tappety*tap*tap*clicky*click*
IMAO, Freedom Dogs, Captain’s Quarters
heh…
The Chimp is Making a Chump Outta US All
I thot Irony-Impairement was a diseasse of the Moonbats...
Just read this, then this... Getcher towel and bucket ready before ya *clicky*clicky*...
Stoo Pid
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Today's RAACIST!! Post
and it ain’t me
From: la-voz-de-aztlan-admin@aztlan.net To: la-voz-de-aztlan@aztlan.net Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 20:27:37 -0700 Subject: [La Voz de Aztlan] URGENT ALERT: From The Revolutionary Council and Provisional Government of Aztlan
Dear La Voz de Aztlan Subscribers:We have received the following communique from the
Minister of Information of the Nation of Aztlan. We rarely
receive any communiques from the “Revolutionary Council and Provisional Government of Aztlan” so we must assume that it is of upmost importance. We urge that you carefully consider the information that it contains. Please pass this to others in your network!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _URGENT ALERT: From The Revolutionary Council and
Provisional Government of Aztlan
Duuuu-uuude-o. Provisional Government?!?
Iddn’t that what Student Councils usta set up when they ‘took over’ the Chancellor’s Office?
April 26, 2006
Estimada Raza de Aztlan and Beyond,
Our Director of Special Intelligence Services
Again, mebbe it’s Just Me©, but they got Special Intelligence Services? Isn’t that the definition of spying? ...’course since it’s a fake government, it’s Mary McCarthy-level spying.
has brought to our attention disturbing information that threatens the safety of our families. This information requires that we prepare a defense strategy to protect our communities.
Due to the recent large demonstrations of our people in major cities in occupied Anahuac,
Yanno—Anahuac. Not the House Sub-Committee; the North American Continent.
extremist European invaders
Thass US, kidz.
are preparing violent actions against us. They are expected to use physical violence in the upcoming marches and rallies planned for May 1, 2006 and we must take steps to protect our families.
Alright. I did NOT get that memo EITHER! I’m beginning to feel offeeeeended. So watch it.
[interesting phraseology: “prepared to use
just sayin’...]
The Director of Special Intelligence Services has reliable information that anti-Mexican forces in Aztlan and in certain other area of Anahuac, are preparing to utilize explosives and snipers to kill our people.
Yes, indeed. They’re called Jihaddi Sleeper Cells.
We urge our community to arm themselves to protect our families.
So, under the guise of ‘defending our families,’ this buncha rabble rousers [in the most literal sense of the term] is inciting violence. I wonder what our RAACIST Invader European Government is doing about this?
We are also urging our soldiers presently serving In Iraq, Afghanistan and other foreign lands to do everything possible to return home and fight for your own.
Great. Iddn’t there some kinda law about urging desertion of soldiers? I don’t care ho good your made-up reason is.
The situation here is critical.
You just may have made that statement true.
In addition, all political prisoners
Car thieves, gangbangers, robbers, rapists, and murders—political prisoners, all. [So, question: in the Great Civilization of Aztlan, would these activities be legal? Nice vision y’all got there, muchachos...]
shall be in constant
In addition, all political prisoners shall be in constant alert and ready for action.
Great.
Also, youth groups
Whoa! Back that low rider up, esse. “Youuuuuuuth Groups?” Ya mean like the Car-B-Que Commandoes in Frants—that kinda “Youuuuth Group?”
Also, youth groups in our barrios shall call truces and direct their energies against the racist enemy that has vowed to annihilate our families.
Who in HELL are you talking about?!?!?
Our Prime Minister is instructing every able bodied male to arm himself to protect the women and children in his home.
“Protect the women and children!” Not makin’ mierda up would be a great way to Protect the women and children. Especially the children.
[wait.... Y’all got a Prime Minister? whoizzit?]
We can not depend on local White
Oooooo—we got a capital letter!
We cannot depend on local White law enforcement authorities because in many cases they will join the criminal elements
Yeah—cuz that’s what cops regularly do—in MeHeeeKo! [more irony-impaired fulk-o...]
and participate in the slaughter of our people.
*Bing*bing*bing* Key Inflammatory Statement *bing*bing*Bing*
Make sure you have weapons and plenty of ammunition in your homes at the ready.
Criminal racist elements have already made death threats against certain “occupation administrators"
gee. The only ‘death threats’ I’ve heard of are against BustaMecha—the fabulous disappearing Lt. Governor of CA, and VillaRioNido, AlCalde Del Ciudad de Los Diablos Angeles. Have they just been outed, hmmm?
and they will not stop at killing our civilians. We hope that the massacres of Mexicans that the White criminals have vowed to undertake are just the rantings of cowardly insane minds but we must take these threats seriously.
“Cowardly and insane minds...” nuff sed, Secret-Provisional-Government-boy.
As I mentioned before, the majority of the target audience for this meme is not the most politically sophisticated bunch. They’re used to living on the literal side of things and danged close to the bone. After having managed to schlep across that No Man’s Land where the Federales and Drug Cartelles actually do hold ‘em up, shake ‘em down, and would as soon leave ‘em for dead as rob and rape ‘em, I imagine this wouldn’t sound outlandish or over-dramatic at all.
Cuauhtli
Minister of Information
Nation of Aztlan
La Voz de Aztlan
Well, I guess they got one thing goin’ for ‘em. By the look of it, their language is as tough to pick up as Russian or Navaho.
So what we have is an openly declared provisional government of a foreign nation overtly stating their intention to take over our nation’s land AND advising their provisional citizenry to shut down major American cities by illegal actions and mob rule AND using threats of illegal action/harm to change political policy *cough* AND inciting its provisional citizens to violence by cooking up some scare stories about phantoms ready to attack ‘em.
And the Presidente of the nation under invasion calls ‘em “nice folks who just want to work,” while insulting the citizens of his own nation.
[almost Kerry-esque in it’s White Flag Waving overtones, doncha t’ink?]
Ain’t that a fine kettle of fish we gots ourselves into?
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Source remarks: There are clearly levels of in-ness at Aztlan.net. I’m on their ‘mailing list’ but I guess ‘Claire’ ain’t Aztlantian enough for me to get this little missive. Iddn’t it too bad they made this judgment… For all they know I could be the Lost Aztlantian Princess passing under a foreign name to infiltrate the *ahem* RAACISTOS. So I hadda get it from MM, where she also has documentos from the LA Teachers Union endorsing the *strike*.
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Friday, April 28, 2006
I do b'lieve I misunderstood
they don’t want Aztlan back for Me-hee-Co—they want it all back for the Aztecs, Incas, Cherokee, Sioux, Navaho, Apache ..... who “Are All One Peeeee-pole"
Just don’t tell that to the Navaho about the Apache.... but that’s not important now. [and stop calling me Ciertamenty]
Some further insights:
We work for the total liberation of our continent and our people from Europeans and their
descendants....
THE HONORABLE FUTURE OF OUR PEOPLE ON THIS CONTINENT REQUIRES US TO STAND UP NOW AGAINST THE COLONIALISM AND RACISM THAT MAKES SLAVES AND FOOLS OF OUR PEOPLE!
REMEMBER THAT THIS IS OUR CONTINENT, WE ARE THE ORIGINAL INHABITANTS OF THIS CONTINENT, AND THAT JUSTICE ALWAYS COMES TO THOSE THAT STRUGGLE FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE!...
We need to be clear to the KKK, Neo-Nazis, SOS, Minutemen, CNN, Fox TV, and other racists:
The Mexica Movement organization is not part of MeCha, National Council of La Raza, Brown Berets, “Aztlanistas” or other “Latino/Hispanic” organizations; nor do we support their Latino/Hispanic agenda which is pro-colonial, anti-Nican Tlaca (anti-Indigenous), and racist in celebrating colonial identities (Hispanic/Latino) that enslave us to Europeans.
We are also not part of the Spain-centric and error-filled “Aztlan” ("Southwest" liberation) agenda because we are for the total liberation of our Anahuac continent ("North America") not just to where the European Spaniards drew their colonial borders on our continent.
We are a Nican Tlaca (Indigenous) rights educational organization for the Nican Tlaca people of the occupied lands of our continent that are called: Canada; U.S.; Mexico; and “Central America”.
...
We work to educate the world on the 500 years of ongoing European crimes against our people:
Let’s go thru these one by one, eh?
Genocide that killed 95% of our population (33 million human lives in “North America” and 70 to 100 million in the whole “Western Hemisphere");
just how? Or are we “Europeans” responsible for every soul who ever lived on the continent dying of disease, old age, internecine war [yes, we know about those], religious sacrifice, or jaguar?
theft of the resources of our continent which has left us impoverished (which has made Europeans the wealthiest people on this planet);
erm… you had the same danged resources for 11,500 years before we “Europeans” came along—whadja do widdem? We had ‘em for a lousy 500 years and ....
And, considering y’all now have the opportunity to live with indoor plumbing, TV, excellent food, antibiotics, pacemakers, jets, autos, websites and the chance to become a Rock Star.... Or, if ya wanna go back into the jungle, ride a donkey and poop in a hole until ya die of an infected bug bite—be my guest.
destruction of our civilizations (which has robbed us of our heritage and our pride);
I’d say whining around like this is more pride-deprivational to the everyday Hombre on the Calle than the ‘loss’ of a civilization some 2,000 years ago. Nice calendar and all, but whadadya been up to since?
enslavement to European culture and interests (which means that we are not free from European control of our lives);
Like I said—you wanna do the big fade into the jungle and re-create that whole obsidian-knife-eating-the-heart ‘civilization’ thing—have at it.
racial rape (Europeans mutilated the DNA of our people);
yep. none of those marriages were voluntary.
cultural castration (we are not able to reproduce ourselves to our full potential as an independent Nican Tlaca people);
*rude noise*
and no sign of Europeans ending the occupation of our continent or returning to us all that has been stolen from us (continued immoral and unethical behavior).
Betcher Sweet Bippie, Tlaca-boy.
Now—unless you are quite prepared to take back ‘your’ continent by force, why doncha quit yer asno de pensamiento whining ‘n’ moaning, settle down and bring something to the party.
Spittin' Nails
foreign nationals demanding changes in American laws through threats of harm—who could have trouble with that?
Fact: those “people who do jobs Americans won’t do” *cough* are not the most educated or politically sophisticated among us. Which means they will readily believe things like the following:
Immigration Endgame: May 1st and America’s New Race War
We can no longer use the term loosely – America’s war against migrants is real, and the nation’s rulers mean to sweep the nation’s barrios the way Katrina swept the Black wards of New Orleans. And like the military operations visited upon the Black population of that city in the wake of the winds and floods, the war against migrants is a race war – one directed from the highest levels of power.
The recent strikes by ICE against migrant workplaces in dozens of cities across 26 states served as a crystal clear declaration: no matter what immigration bill passes in Washington, “enforcement” is the order of the day.
I only heard about one [1] instance. Damn you, MSM!
Whoever the government “legalizes,” it means to round up the rest in massive raids, ship them en masse to detention camps, then deport them, creating an atmosphere of mass repression and terror among brown people nationwide. Everyone with brown skin will be targeted. The only question still on the table is who will be directly subject to deportation.
News to me—I thought we meant to deport ALL of the brown people.
/sarcasm
So—this statement presupposes that not only has the target group not read the legislation or any MSM coverage thereof, they will not do so now.
The amnesty provisions of the bills being debated can only be summed up as part of a divide and conquer strategy. The government is laying its bet – that those who are offered a “path to legalization” will be too frightened of losing their “legal” status to resist the mass deportation of those still deemed “illegal.”
Such divisions are being foreshadowed today in the struggle over the May 1st Huelga General (general strike and boycott). The current division is based in denial – denial that the main aspect of government policy is a massive crackdown and ethnic cleansing – and that “inclusion” has little to do with it.
The recent mass raids are part of a Homeland Security / ICE plan called ENDGAME. The plan bluntly states the aim of the Bush administration: to deport all deportable migrants by the year 2012.
GoogleCache page ICE Endgame here
...
On May 1st these maneuvers will reach a dramatic climax. Those who oppose the General Strike - like the “We Are America” coalition in Los Angeles – are sending a message that resistance is futile; that we should fear an imaginary “backlash” more than the concrete plans of the government to attack our communities, and that the best we can hope for is the “mercy” of the racist Republican Right. They say they don’t want us to “provoke” mass repression or legislative defeat.
...
let’s make it plain, as Brother Malcolm used to say: Krystallnacht – the night of shattered glass that marked the onset of the persecution, mass deportation and ultimately the mass death of the targets of German fascism – was not a “backlash.” It was, rather, the implementation of an ongoing racist intent to persecute, exclude and permanently remove unwanted ethnic groups, and to do so by any means necessary.
The Gypsies, Slavs and Jews of Europe did nothing to “provoke” the Nazis; Native America did nothing to “provoke” Europe; African Americans did nothing to “provoke” lynching; the migrants of Australia did nothing to “provoke” the white population to carry out the recent anti-migrant race riots there.
And what did the Frentch do to “provoke” the month-long ‘guest worker’ car-b-ques?
Krystallnacht is rather an obscure reference for this target audience, but they have just called anyone who wants the laws of this country enforced a Nazi.
I call Godwin’s Law—you lose.
Such persecutions operate on their own, internally reinforced racist logic. The only thing those who were targeted had to do was exist – and be vulnerable. And no one is more vulnerable than someone whose very existence is deemed “illegal.”
More of what the Anchoress called the Malevolent Mendacity.
...
And that’s what the May 1st Huelga [ Huelga = Strike e-C] General is all about. It’s about our power and their vulnerability,
It’s about threats. It’s about foreign nationals threatening the law-abiding citizens of this country to make US change our laws.
...instead of the other way around. Many of those calling for the general strike understand the power of resistance, and exactly how much is at stake.
Unfortunately, not many Joe SixPacks or Mary SoccerMoms do.
Over a hundred actions in more than 60 cities are planned. Some – even in the mainstream Spanish language press, are calling on us to take as our banner not only the Black resistance of the 1960s, but to follow the example of the recent student strikes and immigrant rebellions in France, as well.
Nice bedfellows. dot ----> dot ----> dot
The future of millions lies in the balance on May 1st – and it is the future not only of brown people, but of Blacks, whites, and of everyone who has an investment in stopping the rapidly escalating trend toward fascism in the US.
Where else have we heard this “Faaascist Amerikkka” and “BusHitler” cry?
Are they coming outta the closet and admitting that they’re all one bunch? World Communists, Islamofascists, and the California Legislature—with the illegal aliens as their useful fools, cannon fodder invading force.
If we fail on that date, there will be no chance to reunite a divided movement. If we fail on that date, a new message will be written on the wall: there was ultimately no mass resistance to the racial scapegoating essential to the development of full blown fascism in the US.
If you fail on that date, will you go home?
The middle ground has fallen away.
On May 1st we will send one of two messages: “We Resist” or “We Surrender.”
It’s up to us to shape the future, to shape our own endgame.
Everything depends on what we choose.
Well, I agree with that last bit.
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Thursday, April 27, 2006
In case ya blinked...
those who fellate camels do not learn so good...
Just in case ya missed it, the pig-lovers tried again to take down AARON. Whadda buncha monkey brains!
As of 3 pm, aarons.cc was all squirrely writing and creepy threats and at 8:30—AARON IS BACK!!!
AARON IS DA MAN!!!
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Do NOT Mess With AARON!
he gives lessons...
Piloting the Bulldozer of Corrie! Wielding the Sword of Mockery! AARON strikes again!!
The Eunich Hackers are targeting AAron again and boy, oh boy have they picked on the wrong fella! Go check GoogleImages for ‘ koran ‘ The number one image is…
Bwahahahahaaaaa!!! 8th Century Maroons.
-- Sun Tzu
Keep checking back: this is gonna be interesting...
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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Looks like The Chimp made a chump outta me.
singin’ the ‘I’m gonna hafta come to your house and not vote for your Republicans, cuz I ain’t got none o’ my own’ Blues...
President Bush and a group of senators yesterday reached general agreement on an immigration bill that includes a pathway to citizenship for many illegal aliens.
But left out of the closed-door White House meeting were senators who oppose a path to citizenship....you can shrink the time for people to become citizens by simply enlarging the number of green cards
Can anyone think of a reason the freakin’ President would want to flood our country with non-English speaking, Raza-ist, ignorant peasants—and a sprinkling of terroristas and sleeper cells? Cuz I’m fresh outta ideas.
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TOdAY'S NOT Hello Kitty
a public service for your edification and appreciation™
The “I’ve got a gun” t-shirt
for those estrogen-challenged days…
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*NOT* a WARNING to anyone, in particular...
just sayin’...
Esquire Magazine’s Things a Man Ought Never to Do After Age 30
--Coin his own nickname.
--Rank his friends in order of best-best, second best,...
--Hacky sack.
--Say “two points” every time he throws something in the trash
--Name his penis his name plus junior.
[--Name his penis]
--Hang The Scream, unless he actually stole it from the Munch museum in Oslo
--Ask a policeman, “You ever shoot anybody with that thing?”
--Use the word collated on his resume
--Air drum
--Propose via stadium Jumbotron
--Call “shotgun” before getting in a car
--Dispute someone else’s call of “shotgun.”
--Google the word vagina
--The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction
--Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, “Peace out.”
--Vans
Fella Cotillionaire RightwingSparkle
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Bad Day at the Office
ok—I don’t feel so bad about alla that weed-eating I hafta rake, now
• On 10 April 06 at approximately 0815 aircraft 03-041 had a Red Ball for a canopy unlock indication. Attempts to clear the problems by cycling the canopy failed. The final cycling of the canopy resulted in it being in the down and locked position. The canopy would not cycle up form this position trapping the pilot in the cockpit. The aircraft subsequently ground aborted.• Attempts to manually open the canopy were unsuccessful
• 27th AMU consulted Lockheed Martin and the F-22A System Program Office to determine alternate methods to open the canopy and extract the pilot
• After all maintenance options were exhausted, the canopy was cut by fire department personnel and the pilot was extracted at approximately 1315
• Trouble-shooting of the aircraft is in work
• Canopy replacement cost is $182,205
TBK [I can hear the howl from here]
Yet another filim I'll be sure to miss
yanno they’re gonna screw this up...
Disney, aka House of Dunderheads, Gutter of Archetypes, is taking on one of my heroes: *gah*
Walt Disney Pictures has pre-emptively picked up The Feynman Chronicles, an action-adventure spec by Ashley E. Miller and Zack Stentz, says The Hollywood Reporter.The adventure is triggered after a mysterious object crashes into a remote mountain in 1940s Africa, and centers on brilliant young physicist Richard Feynman, who is recruited by the government to investigate it. He teams with a beautiful English spy and a cynical French aviator in a race against the Nazis to find the object and unlock its secrets.
*sigh* ....
TBK for the tip
[and another for being brilliant and generous enough to share Feynman with me]
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
From the Dept. of: They're only Here to Wooooork
are ya listening to me, Dubya?!?
LODI CA A federal jury on Tuesday convicted a 23-year-old man of supporting terrorists by attending an al-Qaida training camp in Pakistan three years ago.
Hamid Hayat, a seasonal farm worker in Lodi, an agricultural town south of Sacramento, was convicted of one count of providing material support to terrorists and three counts of lying to the FBI.
His ice cream truck driver Daddy exhorted him to “be a man—do something.” Daddy’s trial ended in a hung jury today.
They’ll likely both get sentences of time served and a box of cookies, considering the story below:
An Indian-born U.S. citizen was sentenced Monday to more than five years in prison for his role in a plot to obtain and sell Stinger anti-aircraft missiles to the Taliban and al-Qaida.
Ilyas Ali, 58, formerly of St. Paul, Minn., also was ordered to serve five years probation following his release.
Ali pleaded guilty in 2004 to one count of conspiracy to distribute heroin and hashish, and one count of conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists.
yeesh.
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News from WeirdBeard
another mastermind heard from
CAIRO, Egypt - Osama bin Laden issued new threats in an audiotape broadcast on Arab television Sunday and accused the United States and Europe of supporting a “Zionist” war on Islam by cutting off funds to the Hamas-led Palestinian government.
Dassa Right, Chief. We no like-a da terroristo. Squirt ‘em with-a da seltzer.
He also urged followers to go to Sudan, his former base, to fight a proposed U.N. peacekeeping force.
Go where, now? Izzint that the place with whom Khamenei is offering to shaaaaare his new-found glow-dust?!?
What is it with these people and their eyes? yeesh.
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Catching on?
Drop a dinar; buy a clue.
BAGHDAD, Iraq Apr 25, 2006 (AP) — Terror mastermind Abu Musab al-Zarqawi revealed his face for the first time Tuesday in a dramatic video in which he dismissed Iraq’s new government as an American “stooge” and called it a “poisoned dagger” in the heart of the Muslim world.
Hmph. “Mastermind” they call him. He just now figured out how to use the internet; already he’s a mastermind.
...seemed a deliberate attempt by al-Zarqawi to reclaim the spotlight following months of taking a lower profile amid criticism of bombings against civilians.
He’s surprised people don’t like being randomly bombed? Big mastermind.
...a U.S. counterterrorism official… said analysts believe al-Zarqawi is showing his face to demonstrate that he is still engaged as a leader of jihad...
And here I thought the big mastermind just forgot his niqab.
Al-Zarqawi appeared in the 30-minute video, which he said was made Friday, dressed head-to-toe in black with a black scarf around his head and a beard and mustache.
Fashionista terrorista.
...shown in one scene standing and firing a heavy machine gun in a flat desert landscape that resembled the vast empty stretches of western Iraq, where he is believed to be hiding.
Oh? A big shot, the mastermind.
Al-Zarqawi addressed Sunni Arabs in Iraq and across the Arab world, warning that their community was in danger of being caught between “the Crusaders and the evil Rejectionists,” the terms used by radical Sunnis for the Americans and the Shiites. ...Any new government — “whether made up of the hated Shiites or the secular Zionist Kurds or the collaborators imposed on the Sunnis — will be stooges of the Crusaders and will be a poisoned dagger in the heart of the Islamic nation,"
I gotcher your Crusader right here, Big Shot.
He addressed President Bush, telling him, “By God, you will have no peace in the land of Islam. Your dreams will be defeated by our blood and by our bodies. What is coming is even worse,”...
hmm… our dreams :: your blood and bodies. Big Mastermind alright.
"He appeared to have a sense of mystique by never showing his face ... (The video) could well be motivated by the perceived weakening of his position within the insurgency,” Shoebridge, a former counterterrorism officer with London’s Metropolitan police and an ex-British Army intelligence officer, [said].
Whaa? And this face is gonna make it better?
[The video] also may seek to undermine Sunni Arabs participating in the government, “which he would see as a great threat to the future of the insurgency and as further marginalizing both him and al-Qaida sections of the insurgency,"
uh oh.... Somebody’s wooooried..... Big nasssty terrorist, big mastermind, made irrelevant by the legitimate citizens of Iraq. A perfect fate.
So much rubba-rubba from a guy—excuse me; a mastermind who can’t even manage a chair. eh.
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