Monday, January 30, 2006
*heh*
*clicky*
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Lucky CINDY
consequences?!?! we don’ need no steenkin’ consequences
CARACAS (AFP) - Anti-
warUSA protester Cindy Sheehan… joined more than 10,000 anti-globalizationUSA activists in Caracas, where she hailed Venezuela’s leftist President Hugo Chavez."I admire him for his resolve against my government..."
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Thursday, January 19, 2006
Yet More Already on UbL
The “right wing media” responds:
Tape a ‘big blow’ to Bush, including such startling revelations as: “[the tape] pointed up an embarrassing fact for President George W. Bush: It appears bin Laden is alive and well four years after Sept. 11.”
When DU Attacks!
what other species eats its own?
The Washington Post shut down one of its blogs Thursday after the newspaper’s ombudsman raised the ire of readers by writing that lobbyist Jack Abramoff gave money to the Democrats as well as to Republicans.
...There were so many personal attacks that the newspaper’s staff could not “keep the board clean, there was some pretty filthy stuff,” and so the Post shut down comments ...we’re not giving up on the concept of having a healthy public dialogue with our readers, but this experience shows that we need to think more carefully about how we do it,"
sure. just refrain from bringing up stuff not on the DNC Memo. [aka; ‘don’t stray from the rez’]
Same Song, Next Verse
a little bit louder and dumber than the first
UbL with annotations:
released bits from the UbL tape:
This message is about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and how to end those wars. It was not my intention to talk to you about this, because those wars are definitely going our way.
Yes, we can see that with all the voting and Constitution-making going on…
But what triggered my desire to talk to you is the continuous deliberate misinformation given by your President Bush, when it comes to polls made in your home country which reveal that the majority of your people are willing to withdraw US forces from Iraq.
We know that the majority of your people want this war to end and opinion polls show the Americans don’t want to fight the Muslims on Muslim land,...
Nice to see AlGore is picking up some speechwriting fees on the side. Just in case that whole Gore ‘08 thing doesn’t work out…
nor do they want Muslims to fight them on their (US) land.
uhm, duh.
But Bush does not want this and claims that it’s better to fight his enemies on their land rather than on American land.
again, ‘duh’
Bush tried to ignore the polls that demanded that he end the war in Iraq.
Let’s try this: what’s Arabic for ‘duh?’
The war in Iraq is raging and the operations in Afghanistan are increasing. We are getting increasingly stronger while your situation is getting from bad to worse.
Hate ta point this out, Weird Beard, but Dubya ain’t the fella living in a cave. ...in an earthquake zone.
In response to the substance of the polls in the US ... we do not mind offering a long-term truce based on just conditions that we will stick to.
Well that’s whi.. er, infide uh, big of ya…
We are a nation that Allah banned from lying and stabbing others in the back,
unless doing so ‘in defense of Islam’. or unless the one to whom you are lying is an infidel.... but I’m sure that’s not important, now.
hence both parties of the truce will enjoy stability and security to rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan, which were destroyed by war.
Insert small history lesson on Afghanistan here. Soviets… war lords… Taliban… blablabla… Add a comment or two on Saddam’s effect on Iraq economy and infrastructure. Leave it at that…
There is no problem in this solution, but it will prevent hundreds of billions from going to influential people
Halliburtooooonnnnnn!!!!!!!!
and warlords in America
BusHitler!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheney!!!!!!!!! Halliburton!!!!!!!!!!!
- those who supported Bush’s electoral campaign -
ibid.
and from this, we can understand Bush and his gang’s insistence on continuing the war.
Ya wouldn’t think Babsy Boxer’d need speechwriting fees—what with her exciting novel-writing career taking off…
I would like to tell you that everything is going to our advantage and the number of your dead is increasing, according to Pentagon figures.
It would be camel hockey, but I’d like to tell you that.
Reality shows that the war against the US and its allies is not just restricted to Iraq as he claims,
“he” = who? dat no makka da sense…
but Iraq has become a gravitational point and a recruiting ground for qualified (Mujahideen).
Nice to see Dickie Durbin bringing in some speechwriting fees, too.
And from another point the Mujahidin have been able, with the will of God, to overcome all security measures that the forces have taken, and the result of this is what you have seen in the explosions in major European capitals.
Yeah. In the light of 9/11, really something to brag about…
The delay in similar operations happening in America has not been because of failure to break through your security measures.
“In fact, Chertoff, after the events of last week, is now my 3rd lieutenant.”
The operations are under preparation, and you will see them in your houses as soon as they are complete, God willing.
Maybe you could stop whingeing long enough to consider maybe Allah isn’t willing?
...just sayin’
Your president is misinterpreting public opinion polls which show that the vast majority of you support the withdrawal of your forces from Iraq.
Hey, a feller can’t be expected to live off royalties from a dang Banana Boat Song forever yanno.
If your desire for peace, stability and reconciliation was true, here we have given you the answer to your call.
The above quote coming SOON to Moonbat placards near you! ...likely before commute hour in Berezerekeley, San FranFreakshow, Boulder and Oly. Tomorrow in Red States.
.
I’d like to thank alJizz for its timely handling of this little piece of ...uhm, intelligence; and a special Tip o’ the Turban to UbL hiz own se’f, for taking time out of his overburdened schedule rebuilding roads and homes for the millions of starving and freezing Moslems in earthquake ravaged Pakistan to update us on his thoughts and plans.
Good Night and Good Luck.
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MORE??!!!?!? ohdearhevinsabove, Claire *sigh*
ThanQ! The Lovely Rightwingsparkle I have come across a muuuuch better translation of the UbL rant here.
Parts left out of the above translation:
So, just imagine the state of psychological breakdown that afflicts the soldier while collecting the remnants of his comrades’ dead bodies after they hit mines, which torn them. Following such situation, the soldier becomes between two fires. If he refuses to go out of his military barracks for patrols, he will face the penalties of the Vietnam butcher, and if he goes out, he will face the danger of mines.
So, he is between two bitter situations, something which puts him under psychological pressure - fear, humiliation, and coercion. Moreover, his people are careless about him. So, he has no choice but to commit suicide.
What you hear about him and his suicide is a strong message to you, which he wrote with his blood and soul while pain and bitterness eat him up so that you would save what you can save from this hell. However, the solution is in your hand if you care about them.
WTF?!?
The news of our brother mujahideen, however, is different from what is published by the Pentagon.
This news indicates that what is carried by the news media does not exceed what is actually taking place on the ground. What increases doubts on the information of the White House’s administration is its targeting of the news media, which carry some facts about the real situation.
So.... UbL is validating the reportage of CNNMSNBCBS?
Documents have recently showed that the butcher of freedom in the world [US President Bush]
Niiice new name! How long before Howie the Screamer picks it up?
had planned to bomb the head office of al-Jazeera Space Channel in the state of Qatar after he bombed its offices in Kabul and Baghdad, although despite its defects, it is [Al-Jazeera] one of your creations.
yes. Demonstrated by its constgnt willingness to act as the alQ mouthpiece. uh huh…
Jihad is continuing, praise be to God, despite all the repressive measures the US army and its agents take to the point where there is no significant difference between these crimes and those of Saddam.
These crimes include the raping of women and taking them hostage instead of their husbands. There is no power but in God.
ya mean like Jill Carroll?
The torturing of men has reached the point of using chemical acids and electric drills in their joints. If they become desperate with them, they put the drill on their heads until death.
If you like, read the humanitarian reports on the atrocities and crimes in the prisons of Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo.
ThanQ! ACLU
I say that despite all the barbaric methods, they have failed to ease resistance, and the number of mujahideen, praise be to God, is increasing.
Yes, as are the amounts of really hot drugs found in their blood which our soldiers hafta wipe off the civilian population.
In fact, reports indicate that the defeat and devastating failure of the ill-omened plan of the four - Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Wolfowitz - and the announcement of this defeat and working it out, is only a matter of time, which is to some extent linked to the awareness of the American people of the magnitude of this tragedy.
Tell me again how this little rant is not aimed at encouraging the hydra, DeanPelosiDurbinHillarySheehan and subsidiaries?
The wise ones know that Bush has no plan to achieve his alleged victory in Iraq.
cha ching for Kerry’s speechwriting fee account.
If you compare the small number of the dead when Bush made that false and stupid show-like announcement from an aircraft carrier on the end of the major operations, to many times as much as this number of the killed and injured, who fell in the minor operations, you will know the truth in what I am saying, and that Bush and his administration do not have neither the desire nor the will to withdraw from Iraq for their own dubious reasons.
Hydra: op. cit.
To go back to where I started, I say that the results of the poll satisfy sane people and that Bush’s objection to them is false.
cha ching Zogby…
[blablabla quoted, though less flowerily, above]
If Bush declines but to continue lying and practicing injustice [against us], it is useful for you to read the book of “The Rogue State”, the introduction of which reads: If I were a president, I would halt the operations against the United States.
this one? or this one? or Noam Chomsky’s?
Geeze—royalties, too?!?
UPDATE: Allah knows all [our Allah]
First, I will extend my apologies to the widows, orphans, and the persons who were tortured.
Afterwards, I will announce that the US interference in the world’s countries has ended for ever.Killed and tortured by mujahadeen, I presume?
uhm.... yeah.
Finally, I would like to tell you that the war is for you or for us to win. If we win it, it means your defeat and disgrace forever as the wind blows in this direction with God’s help.
If you win it, you should read the history. We are a nation that does not tolerate injustice and seek revenge forever.
I read the history. Who won da Crusades you so smaht?!?
Days and nights will not go by until we take revenge as we did on 11 September, God willing, and until your minds are exhausted and your lives become miserable and things turn [for the worse], which you detest.
Is this sand-pooper calling US wimps?
As for us, we do not have anything to lose.
Living in caves; poopin’ in sand…
The swimmer in the sea does not fear rain. You have occupied our land, defiled our honour, violated our dignity, shed our blood, ransacked our money, demolished our houses, rendered us homeless, and tampered with our security. We will treat you in the same way.
You tried to deny us the decent life, but you cannot deny us a decent death.
If you define death at the hands of the US Military Forces as ‘decent,’ keep it up, pal.
Refraining from performing jihad, which is sanctioned by our religion, is an appalling sin. The best way of death for us is under the shadows of swords.
Howz about the shadows of Drones and JDAMs?
Do not be deluded by your power and modern weapons. Although they win some battles, they lose the war. Patience and steadfastness are better than them.
Worked OK in WWII, Korea and Viet Nam…
What is important is the outcome.
The how counts, too. YMMV.
We have been tolerant for 10 years in fighting the Soviet Union with our few weapons and we managed to drain their economy.
They became history, with God’s help.
*cough*Star Wars*cough* They became history with President Reagan’s help.
You should learn lessons from that. We will remain patient in fighting you, God willing, until the one whose time has come dies first. We will not escape the fight as long as we hold our weapons in our hands.
I swear not to die but a free man even if I taste the bitterness of death. I fear to be humiliated or betrayed.
"You’ll never take me alive, coppers!!!” : the statement of a confident man…
Good. I suggest you stay away from ‘spider holes.’
Peace be upon those who follow guidance.
Eternal peace be upon those to whom laser guidance brings *BOOM*
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The Piper Must've changed His Payer
‘cuz the tune and dance have changed
Clear evidence that there is no Oil-for-Frentchmen Program with Iran:
“Leaders of any state that uses terrorist means against us, as well as any that may be envisaging—in one way or another—using weapons of mass destruction, must understand that they would be exposing themselves to a firm and appropriate response on our behalf,” he said.
“That response could be conventional, it could also be of another nature,"
Stinky cheese at 30 paces! En Garde!! Allez!!
Chirac said that France had configured its nuclear arsenal to be able to respond “flexibly and reactively” to any threat, by reducing the number of nuclear heads on certain missiles on board its submarines. ...in contrast to the United States, France has not developed so-called “mini-nukes” capable of striking specific military targets such as underground bunkers within a country.
le *sigh*
UbL Sets Out Steaming Plate of Moonbat Treats
breaking nooz of new tape
UPDATE: Tape is said to be dated December 05
UbL: “Based on what I have said, it is better not to fight the Muslims on their land,...
“We do not mind offering you a truce that is fair and long-term. ... So we can build Iraq and Afghanistan ... there is no shame in this solution because it prevents wasting of billions of dollars ... to merchants of war."
Yezzzzz… We see what a good job you had done with that whole Taliban thing. “Ca-li-phate!! Ca-li-phate!! Ca-li-phate!!” gotcha.
He added some statements—not yet directly quoted - to the effect that American Security, which he can infiltrate at will, is NOT! the reason the US has not been hit again. Sortuva “these things take time; sheesh, ease up,” kind of thingie.
The operations are under preparation and you will see them in your houses as soon as they are complete, God willing,"
Yeah. May your beard fall out, inshallah.
May I remind us all:
GWB:
... “The militants believe that controlling one country will rally the Muslim masses, enabling them to overthrow all moderate governments in the region, and establish a radical Islamic empire that spans from Spain to Indonesia. With greater economic and military and political power, the terrorists would be able to advance their stated agenda: to develop weapons of mass destruction, to destroy Israel, to intimidate Europe, to assault the American people, and to blackmail our government into isolation.”
So UbL is reminding us that he is still Diana Ross while Ahmadinnahjacket has replaced Saddam as lead doo-wop girl.
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
*standing O*
*clap*clap*clap*
VtheK
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AlGore is an Iron
"my dupe is an innocent dope"
from the Latest AlGoreFlambé:
“Last week, for example, Vice President Cheney attempted to defend the Administration’s eavesdropping on American citizens by saying that if it had conducted this program prior to 9/11, they would have found out the names of some of the hijackers.Tragically, he apparently still doesn’t know that the Administration did in fact have the names of at least 2 of the hijackers well before 9/11 and had available to them information that could have easily led to the identification of most of the other hijackers. And yet, because of incompetence in the handling of this information, it was never used to protect the American people."
bwahahahahahaaaaa [pssst, Al—hint: do da name Ruby Begonia Jamie Gorelick ring a bell?]
This guy’d hafta work to become a putz.
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Top 30
facts about Jack Bauer
-- When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the needle; Jack Bauer uses a hand gun and a bucket.
-- Instead of buzzing, Jack Bauer’s alarm clock screams out “THERE’S NO MORE TIME!”
-- Jack Bauer is better at killing terrorists than suicide bombers.
-- Jack Bauer doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-- Every time Jack Bauer cries, an angel loses its wings.
And implodes.-- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
-- Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
-- Don’t ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar…
-- Jack Bauer’s gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack freakin’ Bauer.
--
-- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
I’m 20 short—your turn.
From here via A&G
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Like the vacuum cleaner salesman...
...who rings your doorbell, throws dirt on your carpet and criticizes you for having a dirty house.
Walter Cronkite said on Larry King’s show last fall that America is “an ignorant nation right now. We’re really not capable . . . of making the decisions that have to be made at election time. . . . I don’t think we’re bright enough to do the job that would preserve our democracy, our republic.” Perhaps that explains why the media believe they must be so vehemently critical of everything--they agree with Mr. Cronkite and Michael Moore that the rest of us are just plain dumb.
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4 U
*go here* Keep clicking around. Report back.
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Whaaa?
...not a lampshade?
RANDI RHODES on Judge Alito:
“...actually, I want to make boots out of him."
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Monday, January 16, 2006
Today's other RACIST!! post
Ray Nagin:
“We ask black people ... It’s time for us to come together. It’s time for us to rebuild New Orleans — the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans,” Nagin said Monday. “This city will be a majority African American city. It’s the way God wants it to be. You can’t have New Orleans no other way. It wouldn’t be New Orleans."
With a yummy offay filling and casper sprinkles on top.
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Today's Dumbest @$$&)%# on Ebay
only $99!
To ensure this was crocodile and not alligator, I could not find an umbilical cord, which by what I know means it is crocodile.
I even looked inside for it—he may be right.
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