Monday, December 12, 2005
Da Terminator!
Gobernator Ahnold comes thru for justice!
Pookie Dookie Snookie Kookie Rookie Staaaaanley—Buh Bye.
[Angelinos—batten down the hatches...]
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Get out yer tinfoil hats for this one!
it’s a Contest!!
*My* best Tinfoil Hat Theory on Bareback Brokebunn Brokeback Mountain which is mine *ahem*:
So ya wanna make a gay flick, eh Pal? You could make it about a coupla gay decorators… Too cliché? Sure. You could choose from the classic pool: cop, construction worker, leather boy, Indian… Oh, you did? You chose cowboy??!? hokay.... a classic American fantasy image, eh?
I wonder if the Cowboy choice had anything to do with the TOaD-perspective of a Red State Chimp in a ‘dress up costume’?
I wonder if the choice involved making that Red State Costumed Chimp more ... Blue-friendly?
I wonder OTOH if that choice had anything to do with ridiculing and offending that Red State Costumed Chimp and others of his kind?
So maybe this all comes down to yet another attempt to employ social engineering to mold the hearts and minds of the “average” American pee-poles? *draws on smoke* Yeah. that‘ll work.... I’m sure ticket sales in Laredo, Missoula, Pierre and Cheyenne will be ...astounding. ...to you, Pal.
Ok, y’all—your turn.
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Friday, December 09, 2005
Christmas Carols for the Reality-Challenged
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder ---You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why…
Sociopath --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
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Say what, now?
The “Butcher of Ramadi,” ...Amir Khalaf Fanus, [is] the number three terrorist on the 2nd Brigade Combat Team (28th Infantry Division) High Value Individual list ... Today, local Iraqi citizens brought him to an Iraqi and U.S. Forces military base in Ramadi.
“The idea that we’re going to win this war is an idea that unfortunately is just plain wrong."
mmmmm....gotcha.
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Time for a break?
Saddam; kickin’ it Abu Ghraib-style
THE witnesses come to recount harrowing days of torture and rape, of beatings and detention in grim desert camps. But Saddam Hussein is demanding a change of underwear.
Since he’s asking....
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
He-Ho's
who’s heading out on that road trip?
The world’s best known madam Heidi Fleiss’ is to open a male brothel in Nevada and is calling it ‘Stud Farm’. The whole shebang will be documented by HBO in an eye opening fly on the wall docusoap.
ThanQ! Armstrong’n’Getty
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If you need a scorecard, you may be a Moonbat.
Boom-Belts for Every One!!
JOHN KERRY Face the Nation/12.4.05
“And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the--of--the historical customs, religious customs. Whether you like it or not... to cut off ears, cut off heads, tape wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turn up the power, raze villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, ... uh…...Iraqis should be doing that."
HOWARD DEAN - WOAI:
“The idea that we’re going to win the war in Iraq is an idea which is just plain wrong....I’ve seen this before in my life. This is the same situation we had in Vietnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam. Everybody then kept saying, ‘just another year, just stay the course, we’ll have a victory.’ Well, we didn’t have a victory, and this policy cost the lives of an additional 25,000 troops because we were too stubborn to recognize what was happening."
SADDAM on trial
“You are imposing lawyers on us! They are imposed lawyers. The court is imposed by itself. We reject that.”When the revolution of the heroic Iraq arrives, you will be held accountable,"
MURTHA US Military forces are “broken, worn out” and “living hand to mouth"
RAMSEY CLARK FOXNEWS on the murder/torture of hundreds of men and teenage boys and the rape/torture of women in Dujail in 1982
“He [Saddam] had this huge war going and you have to act firmly when you have an assassination attempt.” ..."[Saddam] was the president of the country, he was in a war, he was a pretty busy guy… I can see this as a case of some of his juniors overreacting.”“
Monday, December 05, 2005
Coming at Things from a Unique Direction
they’re surrounded!
Newly-released US documents suggest the US escalated the war in Vietnam based on skewed intelligence.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
e-C Silly Questions of the Day!!
because silliness is what *I*’m know for
Croutons or bacon bits?
Favorite day of the week?
What makes a restaurant a really good restaurant?
What flowers do you want at your next celebration?
What question would you add to this list?
ThanQ! WHP
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Reminders
FUMSM
Has anyone seen the National Geographic channel Inside 9/11: War On America? A good reminder what we’re doing here. Invite your favorite Moonbat over and comfort them while their head explodes as they see the footage and learn the facts that the MSM ignored and continues to ignore.
Be sure to stock up on Duck Tape for yourself.
*snerk*
*click*
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Friday, December 02, 2005
Screws too tight?
the unfortunate effects of living in a vacuum
MoveOn.org email:
Bush’s public relations push comes at a tipping point in the Iraq debate. A majority of Americans want troops home in 2006 and former supporters of the war in Congress like Rep. John P. Murtha (D-PA) agree.
Members of Congress are changing and examining their position on Iraq right now. It is critical that they hear from all of us. For the next two weeks we’re circulating a petition calling on Congress to insist on an exit strategy to bring the troops home in 2006. ...
We’re planning a nation-wide round of deliveries two weeks from now, when MoveOn members will deliver local petition signatures to Congresspeople across the country. The more people who sign, the more clear the message will be: we expect Congress to act.
Newsweak 11.28: [Jack Murtha] talked about his congressional hero and mentor, another blue-collar Irishman, Thomas P. (Tip) O’Neill. No liberal on defense, in 1967 O’Neill had stunned President Lyndon B. Johnson by telling him that the Vietnam War had become a lost cause. Now, Murtha mused, it was his turn…
Which was precisely what the Democratic leadership wanted Murtha to do. A close ally, Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi, was anxious to open a second axis of attack on Iraq—and was aware of his growing antagonism toward the war. The two met and agreed that he would make his case in private to the party conference. After that, on his own, he would introduce a resolution calling for withdrawal of troops from Iraq “at the earliest practicable date.” Pelosi and the other liberals would keep their distance, while their own Marine charged up the Hill.
Interestingly enough, the chicken route laid an egg.
AntiWar.com In spite of the pro-Pelosi spin given by Newsweek, this contemptible cowardice on the Democratic House leader’s part makes me ashamed to be a San Franciscan. While Pelosi—who shows up to constituent meetings in $10,000 outfits, bedecked in jewels like some Oriental potentate—keeps her distance, she vicariously gets to enjoy the embarrassment of the Bushies, as she scotches any vote on Murtha’s pro-withdrawal resolution in the House Democratic caucus.
oopsie… Next election Nancy may only be getting votes from her plastic sturgeons; still a sufficient number to ensure re-election.
LAT 11.20: ...Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) has dropped plans to seek a vote in early December on adopting a Democratic Conference position in support of Murtha’s plan. Murtha has said his proposal could lead to a complete withdrawal of American troops in about six months...
From the horse’s ...er, from the Senator’s own tight red lips - 11.17:
Demonstrating her clear grasp of the situation: “ two-and-a-half years after the President said, ‘mission accomplished,’ we still don’t know what the mission is”
In re Iraq, her “I have always said” 2 questions: “Is our presence there making Americans safer? The answer is no. Is our presence there strengthening our military? The answer is no.”
[so now she wants to make our military stronger?!? ...hang on - I got the head spins… Click over and read the first few questions and her “answers”—you’ll get ‘em too. She is actually not supporting Murtha after winding him up and aiming him—before she fully supports him.... oh, my head...]
More from the Tightened One - 11.17 “I rise as the proud representative of the city of San Francisco in the Congress of the United States. In Northern California, we treat our veterans with respect.”
I’ll wait til y’all stop giggling.
Waiting...... okokok settle down.
“But (to Republican colleagues) ’you can’t handle the truth.’ Why are the Republicans so afraid of the facts?"
uhm.... ok.
Win Without War - 11.30: “Today’s endorsement by the Minority Leader of the U.S. House of Representatives for a U.S. military exit from Iraq is an important step out of a deadline quagmire,” Andrews said. “It builds on the momentum started by Congressman Murtha to end the war and bring our troops home in 2006."
Regardless of actual conditions on the ground, facts, intelligence [whussat?!?] or phase of the moon.
But, ‘t seems that everyone is not on the same page:
Marshall Wittmann, a former Republican political strategist now with the centrist Democratic Leadership Council, said Pelosi may have resurrected her party’s most deadly liability—voters’ lack of trust in the party on national security.
“If Karl Rove was writing the timing of this, he wouldn’t have written it any differently, with the president of the United States expressing resolve and the Democratic leader offering surrender,” Wittmann said, referring to Bush’s top adviser. “For Republicans, this is manna from heaven."
mwoohahahahaha *snork*
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Montana Style Survivor
Due to the popularity of the Survivor’s shows, Central Montana is planning to do its own, titled “Survivor -Montana Style."
The contestants will start in Billings, travel over to Bozeman and on to Butte. Then they will head north to Helena, Great Falls, Conrad and Shelby. From there they will proceed east to Havre and Malta. Then they will go south to Grassrange and Roundup and the final leg will be back to Billings.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and large bumper stickers that read:
I’m Vegan.
Beer is Harmful to Your Health.
Fish Have Feelings Too!
Hillary in 2008.
Deer Hunting is Murder.
I’m here to confiscate your guns."
The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins. Good luck to all contestants.
ThanQ! WW
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Oh. well.... nev-er-miiiind.
statistics: tools of the devil?
The body count from road accidents in developed economies is 390 times higher than the death toll in these countries from international terrorism, says a study appearing in a specialist journal, Injury Prevention. In 2001, as many people died every 26 days on American roads as died in the terrorist attacks of 9/11 ...
“Policymakers need to be aware of this when allocating resources to preventing these two avoidable causes of mortality,” [study authors said] say.
Ok—now we are to make no discernment between accidental deaths—a hazard of just plain being alive—and people intentionally setting out to kill us. So I think we oughta set up mountain lion dens in public parks—hey, everyone looooves those cuuuuute little kitties—and they won’t cull many at all. Takes care of the slow runners.
Let’s not worry about those pesky cancer / AIDS / diabetes things either, eh? Better yet! Every two [2] days more people die from heart disease that died on 9/11. I say yank the troops outa Iraq right freakin’ now—today—and set ‘em loose on MacDonalds and Carl’s Jr!!! Set the 3ID on the cheese factories and turn the hi tech squads of the 4ID loose on the cattle ranches and the pig farms!! We’ll send the Special Forces to take care of Mrs Sees and Hershey. [I’ll take ScharfenBerger underground with me]
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