Friday, September 30, 2005
More Chaos Theory
look! it’s all connected!!
BEWARE!
The first line from the Grey Pay Lady is all ya need of this story...
But this is eerily similar.
TWO SECRETAIRES have been fired from a top law company after a cyber catfight over a ham sandwich erupted on the firm’s network.
...According to the Aussie Daily Telegraph, it all began when Katrina Nugent [well that explains a lot...] sent a group email to colleagues in the firm’s Sydney head office [saying] that she had put ham, some cheese slices and two slices of bread which was going to be for her lunch in the company fridge and someone half inched them. [I think that’s Aussie for ‘nicked’]
She complained that she had no extra cash and wanted said ham sandwich ingredients back, in their original format, or the cash back.
Another secretary, Melinda Bird, was thoughly cheesed off at the sandwich email and said that Nugent had probably left her lunch on another floor. This is fighting talk among Aussie secretaries and thus the war began.
The emails started getting nasty with Nugent saying that Bird was a dumb blonde and Bird saying that being brunette didn’t necessarily make you smart.
Nugent replied that Bird couldn’t keep a bloke either and it all started to go downhill from there...
Only Illegals Will Have Ham Sandwiches
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Deep Questions
What is this absurd notion that everyone in a particular involuntary group thinks alike?!? Allow me to point out that Helen Thomas and Ann Coulter are both women. Cynthia McKinney/Janice Rogers Brown? Fi’tty Cen’/Bill Cosby? Alberto Gonsalez/Pancho Villa? Ward Churchill/Ward Connerly?
Why are middle-aged white guys exempted from this PC presupposition? Howard Dean/Michael Savage?
And since when did everyone forget that losing elections has consequences?
[When we remove the consequences of men’s follies we create a nation of fools.
-- I forget]
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Life is like a box of Germans...
...sometimes ya go freakin’ insane.
BERLIN — Germans’ sagging national pride and collective sense of gloom have reached critical levels, the country’s top media companies say. So they have decided to do something about it. ...
...a four-month, $36 million campaign to lift German spirits. Using the slogan “You are Germany,” the national pep talk began Monday with an emotional two-minute TV ad featuring celebrities such as figure-skating champion Katarina Witt and the theme song from the movie Forrest Gump.
“You are the miracle of Germany,” the celebrities tell their countrymen in the ad. “A butterfly can unleash a typhoon. The air moved by the flap of its wings can uproot trees a few kilometers away. Just as a breath of air can become a storm, your deeds can have an effect."
Other than the state-education-level “comprehension” of Chaos Theory, this is silly on so many levels.
They tried [tried being the operative word, here] to elect Merkel whose campaign said “Yaah—We’re in deep doo doo and gotta stop the Socialist hemorrhaging. Here’s an idea; let’s make an economy!” Ten percent plus unemployment. One percent minus economic growth.
Why should we give a worry? The last time the Germans needed a wheelbarrow to carry the price of a loaf of bread, ....it didn’t go so well for the rest of us.
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Ahnold Redeems Himself
Do NOT Get Distracted by The Shiny Object
Ahnold, reverting to his original character, vetoed the sneaky CA legislature’s “Screw the People - We Know Better” Bill.
While everyone gets distracted by the Shiny Object of the pro/con- gay marriage debate, the Actual Point goes unremarked. The people of CA voted. Period. Agree or not, this is the way the game is played: the majority rules.
This act of contempt for us, the citizens by the CA Legislature —their employers—must be addressed. Heads must roll.
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The Ice Cream Man Cometh
"There’s no risk of flight—honest! I mean - where’s he gonna go?"
His lawwwwwyah, Wazhma Mojaddidi
[the lady on the right—look how modern and un-7th-Century they are, allowing a mere woman to represent ‘em! They must be innocent despite their swarthiness.]
This was after they pled guilty.SACRAMENTO—A Sacramento federal magistrate judge stayed his order for the release on bail of Umer Hayat, the Lodi ice cream vender charged with lying about his alleged terrorist connections.
The U.S. attorney’s office is appealing U.S. Magistrate Judge Gregory Hollows’ order Tuesday that Hayat be released on $1.2 million bail and be placed under house arrest in his Lodi home.His 23-year-old son, Hamid Hayat, is charged with one count of terrorism and two counts of making false statements to agents.
The Hayats, both U.S. citizens, have pleaded not guilty to all charges.
C’mon. Is this the face of a terrorist? Relax; have a Drumstick Cone!
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Thursday, September 29, 2005
Today's Moonbat Howlings
presented by Field Researcher Tantor of Conservative Propaganda
Tantor siezed the opportunity of last weekend’s ‘rally’ to do some field research in Moonbatology, with excellent results.
I could never be a lefty because the speeches would wear me out. You’d think after the first half dozen speakers told you Bush lied that everyone would get it and want to move on. But no, apparently the ANSWER organizers want to pummel the crowd’s minds into submission with One Big Lie, told over and over again.
The Socialist Alternative, one of many socialist groups marching ostensibly for peace. However, the socialist alternative usually involves killing people in big bloody batches to achieve their idea of utopia. They were chanting, “Dump the elephant, Dump the ass, Build the party of the working class!"
No hostility in the Peaceniks.... nu uh… No ...odd fascination with the ...dangly bits either. [found at Reuters]
All in all, this feller is my fave, his costume expressing so many subtle levels of ironic miscommunication and abject miscomprehension.
ThanQ! Gunn Nutt
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Today's Moonbat Howlings
toooolerant and respeeeectful of others...
Kurt Vonnegut: “We are a disease on the face of this planet ... it’s time we got out of here. We are a disease on the planet, and I think we ought to become syphilis with a conscience and stop reproducing.”Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Who's Sorry Now?
[just for TomR]
Sheehan was released late Monday afternoon from the U.S. Park Police’s Anacostia Station in Washington with a $50 fine and the option to fight the citation in court, said park police Sgt. Scott Fear.
...She will be speaking on the financial and personal impact of the war today at the [University of Maryland] Memorial Chapel from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in a program sponsored by the Democracy Collaborative, a university-affiliated scholarly organization and the College Democrats.
Who's Sorry Now?
[just for TomR]
Sheehan was released late Monday afternoon from the U.S. Park Police’s Anacostia Station in Washington with a $50 fine and the option to fight the citation in court, said park police Sgt. Scott Fear.
...She will be speaking on the financial and personal impact of the war today at the [University of Maryland] Memorial Chapel from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in a program sponsored by the Democracy Collaborative, a university-affiliated scholarly organization and the College Democrats.
Michael Brown Responds
who ya gonna call?
Michael Brown: “I very strongly, personally regret that I was unable to persuade Gov. Blanco and Mayor Nagin to sit down, get over their differences and work together. I just couldn’t pull that off.”
He then proceeded to give the MSM a well-earned *smack* for reporting demonstrably false allegations about his resumé and giving him 45 minutes to respond while he and FEMA were in the middle of the “biggest disaster in US history.”
This is gonna be interesting…
Posted by Claire on 09/27/05 at 06:42 AM
Journalism the Colour of Sulfur • (0) Comments • (0) Trackbacks • Link ThisKerry*?!? Running in '08?!?!?!!!
bwahahahahahahahaa *ahem*
*John Kerry, the haughty, vaguely frentch-looking ‘Senator’ from MA who once ‘served’ in Viet Nam.
Posted by Claire on 09/27/05 at 05:51 AM
Sneaking up on '08 ...er... '10 • (0) Comments • (0) Trackbacks • Link ThisAbu, Bubbie, Buh Bye!
Abu Azzam [Kurac na batini and renouned Boofta]
...or not?
Posted by Claire on 09/27/05 at 05:19 AM
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Corrollary to "Never wear polka dot panties with white shorts."
protect yer eyes, now
Never Wear A Skirt to an Arrest!
Unless ya like the feel of black leather gloves…
...which seems to be the case for grieving Mother Sheehan.CINDY, oh CINDY... don't get busted now....
ain’t no fellas in the lock-up, guuurl!
CINDY's Achievement!
WASHINGTON - Cindy Sheehan, the California woman who has used her son’s death in Iraq to spur the anti-war movement, was arrested Monday while protesting outside the White House.
Sheehan and several dozen other protesters sat down on the sidewalk after marching along the pedestrian walkway on Pennsylvania Avenue. Police warned them three times that they were breaking the law by failing to move along, then began making arrests.
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