Friday, April 01, 2005
Calling the kettle pot-bellied
..."we’re just trying to heeeeellllp peeepole"
Hawaii State Rep. Rida Cabanilla introduced a resolution requesting the Board of Education establish an obesity database among public schoolteachers.
The resolution calls for all public schoolteachers to weigh in every six months [and for] the education and health departments to formulate an obesity standard and appropriate measures for teachers who cannot meet the standard.
“As a matter of fact, we should start at home, but since the Legislature has no way to regulate homes, we can at least start in school,” Cabanilla said.
Yet…
ThanQ! Pudgy Puppy
The Bronze Doors have closed...
The silver hammer has fallen....
...the circus begins.
Can't believe my freakin' ears!
Foreign Troops Gather at US Border—American President Fails to Respond
The U.S. Embassy in Mexico issued a statement Thursday saying the U.S. government “does not back” the vigilante group and that the only group responsible for watching the border is the Border Patrol.
However, the statement continued, the United States could not prohibit the Minuteman volunteers from organizing on the border, and the U.S. Border Patrol “appreciates efforts by local residents to report suspicious activities."
Have you ever heard a bigger pile o’ weasel poop?!? El Presidenté Arbusto—what did you get photographed doing in that leeedle Mexican border town?
“The Mexican military is on standby,” reports NBC’s Tucson affiliate KVOA. “One unit has about a thousand soldiers. They’re located just across the border."
And if El Señor Presidenté Bushay doesn’t respond to foreign troops amassing along US borders to threaten US citizens—Presidency Over.
We know you’re supposta be the “foreign affairs president,” consequently lousy at domestic affairs but this qualifies as foreign affairs, Sr. Presidenté. If these Federales step one foot—one toe—over our border, there had better be a large pile of Marines at the ready to guard US borders from invasion by foreign forces.
Just sayin’....
El Zorro: “We totally reject the idea of these migrant-hunting groups. We will use the law, international law and even U.S. law to make sure these types of groups, which are a minority, will not have any opportunity to progress."
How many things are wrong with that statement?!? puto… Oh, and good luck getting US law to work, pendejo—we Americanos have been tryin’ for years.
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