Friday, April 29, 2005
Caption Contest!!
*ALERT*I'm starting another Check 6 Category*ALERT*
"BACK TO THE CAVES IN DROVES!"
The Srtas Diaz and Barrymore glorifying pooping in the woods are a part of it.
So is this little sentiment:
Angelica Huston says: “The irony is that Beth – the developmentally challenged character – is light years ahead of the suave Rachel in terms of how she deals with life, her capacity for love and understanding – to say nothing of sense of humor. We can all learn a lesson from Beth!”
Bullshit. Beth is not “challenged.” She is impaired. She is less capable. It is sad and it is not her fault. It does not make her wrong or evil or deserving of any less dignified treatment than any other human being.
It also does not make her a role model to be held up for emulation. Cheeze and Rice—go read Anthem and then... then, just STFU.
So there it is; the BACK TO THE CAVES IN DROVES alert. Now you know.
Update from Sanfranfreakshow
I think I’ve got a better idea—whadda you think
OAKLAND —A regional transportation group on Wednesday approved a $1.6 million study of a potential “suicide barrier” on the Golden Gate bridge. [whaddya get for your $$$—a multi-page report nicely bound at Kinko’s]
Since the bridge was built in 1937, an estimated 1,300 people have taken the 220-foot plunge [aka - evolution in action...]
My idea? Solar powered hot wire. This bear fence oughta do the trick.
*dzzzztt* “oh, I feel better now. I’m getting off this bridge!”
It’d save lead, too.
Speaking of Getting Hit by a Bus
Your tax dollars at work—to kill you and everything you hold dear.
(CNSNews.com) - The Open Society Institute, a private foundation controlled by liberal billionaire and political activist George Soros, received more than $30 million from U.S. government agencies between 1998 and 2003. Last year, Soros donated at least $20 million of his own money to such liberal groups as Moveon.org, in a failed attempt to block the re-election of President George W. Bush.
Tax records the Open Society Institute (OSI) is required to file with the Internal Revenue Service list “FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES” as “Contributors” of amounts between $4.6 million and $8.9 million over a six year period:
1998 - $4,611,6172000 - $4,934,678
2001 - $5,869,809
2002 - $6,138,125
2003 - $8,889,802
The amounts total $30,454,031. Records from 1999 and 2004 were not immediately available.
I want my freakin’ money back. I’d rather give it to welfare sloths and junkies—at least they don’t want to hurt me.
Lookie! Lookie!! Lookie!!!
The Fisker’s Whiskers - V is up!! [Man, oh man! That guy has great taste!]
Also, very silly response to a very silly meme!
Here we go again...
you’ll forgive me if I don’t immediately leap up to dance
[LA Times] “I think they’ve done a terrific job,” Schwarzenegger said of the “Minuteman” volunteers, who plan to expand to California in June. “They’ve cut down the crossing of illegal immigrants a huge percentage. So it just shows that it works when you go and make an effort and when you work hard. It’s a doable thing.”
The governor added that, “It’s just that our federal government is not doing their job. It’s a shame that the private citizen has to go in there and start patrolling our borders.” ...
and from the SF Chron: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, just a week after apologizing for suggesting California should “close the borders,’’ warmly praised the Minutemen project — an armed citizens group ...the Minutemen, who are using armed volunteers along the border ...posing a danger to citizens and immigrants aiming to cross the border illegally.
Gotta love the the Chron—predictable as pie.....
And the responses?
U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (DhimmoCrap-CA) expressed surprise that Schwarzenegger would be “praising efforts by untrained volunteers to patrol the borders. The best course … would be to add an additional 2,000 border patrol agents."
Taking any opportunity to pot shot the Prez does have its down side—now you’re on record… Twitess.
Chris Simcox: “It’s gratifying to see that elected officials are responding to the will of the people,"
May it become a trend…
More from Ahnold: “What we’re doing basically is, by not really securing the borders, we’re saying: ‘Look, here are the various water stations. Here are the places where you can cross the borders. Here is where we’re going to help you.’ The whole system is set up to really invite people to come in here illegally, and that has to stop.”
[...Humanitarian and religious groups, such as Humane Borders and No More Deaths, provide water for immigrants crossing the border. Federal wildlife officials have provided water stations in the desert for animals but have been criticized for not providing enough for people. ...]
Any response to this little piece of obviosity?
Enrique Morones, president of the Border Angels, an immigrant rights group, responded to the governor’s comments. “I assure you, nobody is coming here for the water, and the stations we have set up by various organizations is a humanitarian effort.
Are they really this obtuse or is this evidence of premeditated creeping meatballism?
"We don’t respond to Arnold Schwarzenegger; we respond to a higher authority. We’re a nonpolitical, humanitarian organization."
Whaaa? You’ve sunk to purloining mottos from hot dog sellers?
Asked by the hosts of the “John and Ken Show” why Bush called the volunteers vigilantes, Schwarzenegger said: “I really cannot tell you exactly what his thinking is. I’m sure he’s trying to solve the problem as well as anyone can. And he maybe has more information than you and I have. Why he has a policy about the border the way he has, I don’t know. I’ve not had that conversation with him.
“But the next time I see him, I will have that conversation."
Guess ya won’t hafta worry about what to wear to that “next conversation” with El Presidenté... Even with the “I’m sure he’s trying, he knows more than you and I” crappola. Too bad. Those ostrich skin boots can be rough on the tongue…
And here is the predictably irrational, affective rebuttal:
Assemblyman Hector De La Torre, DhimmoCrap, South Gate] “scapegoating and immigrant bashing.”
“To support vigilantism is completely against the oath he took” to uphold the law,... “It goes way beyond normal law enforcement, normal border patrol jurisdiction. It’s just off the charts. For him to say this puts him to the right of President Bush. This is completely out of the mainstream in California."
You might wanna check that red/blue map again, there pally. And as to being “to the right of Bush?” That’d barely make him a RINO, wouldn’t it?
Nativo V. Lopez, state national president of the Mexican American Political Assn. [oughtn’t that be “the Mexicans *in* America Political Assn.? e-C ] “shameful” ... “nothing short of base racism.” ..."I think we’re seeing the real Arnold Schwarzenegger. The mask has now fallen. ...Those of immigrant stock should have no illusions about what his real sentiments and feelings are toward them."
“Stock?” Moo. BTW, that would include Ahnold, himself, Navito. Or didja forget? And Ahnold’s real sentiments are obvious: He thinks they really shouldn’t commit crimes.
[the Governator’s office responds:] “It’s not racist to ask the federal government to enforce its laws. Everyone should be united in wanting to protect our national security."
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Here’s a little day lifter:
In the same radio interview, the governor also asked a Spanish-language Los Angeles television station, KRCA-TV Channel 62, to remove a billboard it erected with the words “Los Angeles, Mexico.” The governor said such sentiments — implying that Los Angeles was now part of Mexico — would encourage illegal immigration.
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Anything worth doing is worth over doing!
hey… everyone needs a motto, right?
First off, this meme is all SondraK’s fault! Git ‘er!
MEME RULES:
Here is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).
Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers . OF COURSE you all without blogs are welcome to play along in comments!
HERE’S DA LIST as it was handed to me. Those stains ain’t my fault!
If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a backup dancer…
If I could be a llama-butcher rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be a midget stripper…
If I could be a proctologist…
IIf I could be a TV-Chat Show host…
If I could be an actor…
If I could be a judge…
If I could be a Jedi…
MY ADDITIONS:
If I could be an archaeologist…
If I could be a star ship owner…
If I could be a candymaker…
If I could be a spammer…
Being moi I over achieved over-did it:
If I could be a doctor/chef... Ritalin mochas for everyone!! With warm chocolate Xanax chip cookies for later. And a nice ruby port.
If I could be a psychologist/proctologist... I’d be able to seek out, find and explain the Left.
If I could be a Jedi/architect I’d build a waaay better bar.
If I could be a scientist/judge I would invent a STFU Ray hidden in the gavel for dumbass lawyahs. redundant, that—sorry
If I could be a missionary/gardener I could go around forcing people to grow artichokes for me.
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And now it’s time for the hand-off:
I tag USMC_Vet!
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Tough job to be a Chicken-Pal
prob’ly thinks beeves evolved to fit into those little plastic trays, too
"Chickens are lively birds who have been torn from the leafy world in which they evolved. We want chickens to be restored to their green world and not be eaten,"[Karen Davis, the founder and president of United Poultry Concerns ] said...
It’s gonna be tough when someone tells her that chickens, as she knows them, were *cue scary music* genetically altered over time by intentional breeding practices. She’ll probably faint. Let’s save the bits about tomatoes, sheep and cauliflower for next week.
Although I imagine Clarice will enjoy a celebration of “International Respect for Chickens Day,” May 4. Oh, wait. If we do that, the duckies and the goozes will want their own days, too. Then the hossies… Cheeze, we could be planning a party every day. Best not to start something....
...if ya know what I mean.
OTOH, Ms Davies, who apparently doesn’t know any actual chickens, will celebrate the day by showing the cartoon Chicken Run to all her friends. She has protested the whole Eggs at Easter thing, the “Chicken Soup for the Soul” book series, and “compared the attacks on the World Trade Center to what “millions of chickens endure every day.”
Ok—now I agree with her—we gotta find a way to stop Islamofascists from flying big planes into chicken houses!
ThanQ! Matt
[and Bluto says it’s for science]
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Kewl
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WASHINGTON—Iran is not only covertly developing nuclear weapons, it is already testing ballistic missiles specifically designed to destroy America’s technical infrastructure, effectively neutralizing the world’s lone superpower, say U.S. intelligence sources, top scientists and western missile industry experts.
Now it begins...
needles and pins...
Michelle Malkin: Whip-cracking Hillary Clinton (call her Hillary Buchanan) wants a “border czar.” In a letter to U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Sen. Clinton, D-N.Y., wrote this week: “National security and, in particular, security at our borders, must continue to be paramount.”
Catch no. 1: Sen. Clinton only wants a border czar for the border between the United States and Canada, despite the fact that the vast majority of illegal border-crossers come from the south.
Catch no. 2: Though stipulating that national security must be “paramount,” Sen. Clinton also insists that the Bush administration “be sensitive” to “tourism and the regional economy”—which is why she opposes a quite reasonable Homeland Security plan to mandate the use of passports for travelers entering the U.S. from Canada or Mexico.
“How can you be
In two places at once
When you’re really
Nowhere at aaaallllllllll”
“Doesn’t Homeland Security count?”
“Only to ten, Mudhead.”
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Barf-Bags At The Ready
Buggered by an Elephant—an ongoing tail
“I promise to restore the honor and dignity of the White House.” GWB
“You lying sack of $#!^....” US
“Maybe I’m the father he never had,” an emotional Bush 41 recently speculated
...Describing Clinton’s recent heart surgery, Bush 43 joked last month, “When he woke up he was surrounded by his loved ones: Hillary, Chelsea and my dad.”
...Florida Gov. Jeb Bush now reportedly refers to the 42nd president as “Bro."
Anyone beginning to feel like we been had? Wait.
An unidentified Clinton aide agreed that the ex-presidents’ warm relationship is giving Hillary’s presidential bid a big boost, proclaiming, “It gives [Mr.] Clinton back some legitimacy.” [his own aide thinks not a thing about declaring Willie has no credibility… *bangs head* e-C]
Sen. Clinton certainly left no doubt that she approves of her husband’s new pal, telling the News, “They really have been having a great time together."
Now that’s bein’ HAD.
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Purple Ink Crowd -- Listen Up!!
try to wrap your tiny minds around this:
Someone has noticed that “self esteem” without responsibility is like having a three martini breakfast—it might feel good but if ya do it, yer probably useless and definitely dangerous. Know who has lots of self-esteem and high self regard? Sociopaths. Narcissists. Jeffrey Daumer, Ted Bundy and Denis Rader [BTK] all think [thought] very highly of themselves—so highly that they were, in their own minds, above the law. Bullies, drug ‘king-pins,’ and mafioso hit men also have high self-esteem.
Ya know what they don’t have? The ability to tolerate frustration and to delay gratification. Without those, no one can can hang in long enough to achieve the real deal; self-respect.
Wanna know how to generate self respect? Pick something difficult and accomplish it. Repeat. That’s all there is to it.
Oh, and here’s the part that gets those purple-inkers’ panties in a bunch—if ya don’t actually accomplish the goal, ya don’t get the prize. No pay-off. No nuttin’ ‘cept maybe a little hard-won experience and notes on where not to step next time. “Try” gets no prizes.
After a while, you build trust with yourself and a respect for what you can accomplish. You develop an appreciation for your talents, skills and places where ya got no skills. Accepting the places where you’re never going to be all that skilled is as important as recognizing the parts where you’re naturally talented.
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Changes on the Horizon?
more promotion of the Hildabeest, Mssrs. Bush?
Alrighty thennnn… The race is on: which party will pick up the hot potato of Secured Borders, start by calling it “American Values,” and win in ‘08? And what else will they tack on to that phrase and expect us to swallow? And how much of it will we swallow just to get our borders secured?
Gilchrist and Simcox are in DC with other Minuteman Project volunteers having held a rally in Lafayette Park on Monday [one (1) article] and a conference at the Press Club on Tuesday [zero (0) articles].
"We are demanding, not asking, for secure and safe borders. We are demanding, not asking, for the enforcement of existing immigration laws,” Mr. Simcox told the cheering crowd. “We will remain on duty until we are relieved by Humvees filled with National Guard or U.S. military troops."
“In the absence of the federal government doing its mandated duty to secure our borders, we will pick up the slack. Reluctantly…
“We shouldn’t have to be doing this… But at this point, we will continue to grow this operation—also to the northern border."
Yep—sounds lie one o’ them frothing-at-the-mouth, racist vidgee-lantees I keep hearin’ about. Wow—listen to him rant and rave.....
“We’re not supportive of vigilantes,” said Dan Whiting, spokesman for Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho. “We can empathize with the need for border security, but we need to do it the right way."
A United States Senator [Larry Craig, R-Idaho] can empathize with the need to enforce the laws he and his legislative body made. Well, isn’t that fine....
Yesterday, as the Lafayette Park crowd raised placards and chanted “Thank you, Minutemen,"
Same as the ranchers in the Naco area…
Mr. Simcox reported that 15,000 new volunteers are ready to begin civilian patrols in October of the U.S.-Mexico border from California to Texas, with others being set for limited vigils in Michigan, Idaho and Vermont.
"The Minuteman Project proved a physical presence on the border will deter illegal immigration,” Mr. Simcox told The Washington Times. “It also proved the Mexican government, when it wants to, can control immigration on its side of the border.” The Mexican government transported the would-be border crossers to Aqua Prieta, 25 miles east, and Nogales, 80 miles west, where illegal-alien totals later skyrocketed.
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Bogons
Hypothetical particles of cluelessness. Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting the machinery work again.
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Geekology, Anyone?
The Uber-Challenge
The theorem is a hack on discrete number theory that simultaneously disproves the Chuirch-Turing hypothesis [wave if you understood that] and worse, permits NP-complete problems to be converted into P-complete ones. This has several consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms—translation: all your bank account are belong to us—and ending with the ability to computationally generate a Dho-Nha geometry curve in real time.
a] Who wrote it?
b] Explain it.
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