Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Watchers Council Seeks New Member
here's your shot at greatness Unfortunately, Bill of INDC Journal has had a family emergency which has blown up his blogging schedule and so he is stepping down from the Watcher's Council. We miss ya, Bill, and hope all is improving for you and yours. The Watcher is accepting applications. Read the description and rules here and give him a holler.Saturday, September 04, 2004
Ok, can we chorus say "Flop Sweat"
My new best friend, or so she tells me, MaryBethCahill emails me a "preview" of Johnny Impulse Control's unplanned Midnight Message:
The election comes down to this. If you believe this country is heading in the right direction, you should support George Bush.
Thenk you, Johnny Obvious.
But if you believe America needs to move in a new direction, join with us. John and I offer a better plan
...which is secret... shhhhhh!
that will make us stronger at home and more respected in the world.
Put On Those Burkas -- the "rest of the world will loooove us. [ 'cept those who actually want to be free - but that's not important now...]
And we need your help to do that. For three days in New York, instead of talking about jobs and the economy,
uh-oh, you were'nt listening -- just like in those Security Briefings...
we heard anger
uh, yeah...
and insults
repeating your voting record is an insult -- to US!
from the Republicans. And I'll tell you why. It's because they can't talk about the real issues facing Americans.
more not listening......
They can't talk about their record because it's a record of failure.
ok, now you're just makin' shit up.
We all saw the anger and distortion of the Republican Convention. For the past week, they attacked my patriotism and my fitness to serve as commander in chief.
uh, yeah -- doi
Well, here's my answer. I'm not going to have my commitment to defend this country questioned by those who refused to serve when they could have and by those who have misled the nation into Iraq.
do we hafta go over all that again?!?!?
The vice president even called me unfit for office last night.
*sniffle* [did he call you Stalin?!? did he call you Jengizh Kahn?!?]
I guess I'll leave it up to the voters whether five deferments makes someone more qualified to defend this nation than two tours of duty.
oh. puh. leeze. News Flash -- 4 months and 12 days does not a "tour" make, Band-Aid Boy. And that other 5 weeks in the China Sea -- fine. Not relevant, but fine. What did you do when you returned? What did you do in Paris? Twice? What did you do in Congress? 20 years worth? I'll see your 4 months, Johnny LTJG, and raise you 4 years as Secretary of Defense. m'kay?
Let me tell you what I think makes someone unfit for duty. Misleading our nation into war in Iraq makes you unfit to lead this nation.
I agree. If that were true about any POTUS present, I would be pissed. I'll see your, well, nothing, and raise you the public praise of the enemy for helping them win that war. Johnny Bennedict - no eggs.
Doing nothing while this nation loses millions of jobs makes you unfit to lead this nation.
take off your shoes and check the numbers, again, Math Boy.
Letting 45 million Americans go without health care makes you unfit to lead this nation.
Didja *hear* that he's gonna shoot all the trial lawyers and give us a break on keeping our own insurance money?!?!? Which will actually be good for people's health care -- as opposed to, say, Canada. ...or Clinton.
Letting the Saudi royal family control our energy costs makes you unfit to lead this nation. Handing out billions of government contracts to Halliburton while you're still on their payroll makes you unfit. That's the record of George Bush and Dick Cheney.
Isn't having MMoore's chubby fist up your butt working your mouth getting uncomfortable?
And it's not going to change. I believe it's time to move America in a new direction; I believe it's time to set a new course for America.
yeah. Straight for the burkas! Grab your yellow armbands! Eyes on the ground! Dhimmitude!
And we have a specific plan to do just that.
...but it's secret. so stop asking!
So tomorrow morning, John and Elizabeth and Teresa and I are hitting the road across America's heartland. From here, we'll go out and talk with Americans in towns across Ohio, Iowa, Wisconsin, and Michigan. And because a stronger America begins at home, we'll talk about our plan to create jobs, cut taxes for the middle class, lower health care costs, and make America safer and more secure.
Look, stupid. All that shit, while important, is kinda hard to see from underneath a burka. ..or while your child is being held by bearded bastards with guns. It's particularly difficult to care about when you look our your office window and see a 747 heading your way. Think it over. putz.
Thursday, September 02, 2004
"Vote or Die"
?!?!?? P. Diddly Combs is putting together a group to encourage "young and minority" people who[On O'Reilly] I feel like the government has the responsibility to take care of these people so they have a [sic] opportunity to have a job. If they wants ta hep theirseves [sic, sic, sic - hell just assume it] dey oughta be able to. We gotta respek duh people who gave dey lives so that we can vote, so on Nov. second we gotta be responsible and vote.
Nice sentiment, Mr Combs. Unfortunately, that is all it is -- sentiment. It demonstrates an extremely naive view of the democratic process. How can you possible support someone voting who is barely literate? How can you support someone voting who has the grasp of world events of a three year old?
The Council Has Spoken ! ! !
... having a Sally Field moment I am honored to announce that the Council chose my post, Peter's Comment Touched Me Deeply this week. Thank you. The person who really deserves our recognition is Peter. Thank you, Peter, for your service to our nation and for your words, heartfelt and true. Welcome Home. I am in quite good company, both among the members of the Council, and in the non-council winner this week. A most thoughtful and revealing post about the long-term effect of a Big Lie told over 30 years ago. The Big Lie: Still Going! by Dislogue. Thank you to the Council member who brought this blog to my attention. It is a good, solid all 'round read. Full results of the vote are over at The Watcher's, along with this week's entries! Lots of good reading: Go See . . . Spambots: byte hot bits and die!! [Thanx, Watcher!]The Council Has Spoken ! ! !
boy! am I tardy! This ...er, last week's winners are: Letters From La-La Land by Xrlq, and I Attempt A Swift Boad Ad by JustOneMinute Special mentions to UN Inaction by AlphaPatriot, and Antiphony by The Glittering Eye and the beautifully laid out, Web of Connections by Blogs for Bush Full results of the vote are over at The Watcher's, along with week's entries! Lots of good reading: Go See . . . Spambots: byte hot bits and die!! [Thanx, Watcher!]Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Must.. . .type.. .. or ... will.. .explode!!!
unedited shit is a flyin' Sweet step-daughter [SSD] just got a job. Yeaaah! At a local drugstore. Yeaaah! Good for school hours. Good pay. Nice manager. Drug Test?!?!!??!!?!? Back this fuckin' train up, buddy boy! How is it that, considering the drug tests are completely unreliable and give false positives as regularly as false negatives, they are allowed to be used?!?!? How is it that one is assumed guilty before any evidence?!?!? What else can it be than a social engineering meme designed to break down people's boundaries justified by a "reasons" that just sounds valid. Get used to this and we'll require DNA ID. Then something else and something else and, and, and, and, People continue to accept it -- that's why. Her dad says to me, "Well you gotta do it if you want a job today." Would you feel the same way if she was required to give an inappropriate service to get a job?!?!? The only requirement is that one can do the job. That's IT! Doesn't matter if you slam dope and watch midget porn in your off hours -- not their business. Can ya do the job -- that's IT! Accepting intrusive, inappropriate bullshit is ALWAYS wrong. There is absolutely ZERO need for the rampant use of "required drug tests" for jobs. NONE. There is no increase in drug use. It is wrong. It is intrusive. It is inappropriate. It is Bullshit!!! Thanks for letting me rant, incoherent as it is -- I think you can hear me better than anyone around here right now. I honestly don't want to rain on her parade - she's been looking for a job that'll work for her for a long time. I also don't want to let her get treated like this. I don't want her to learn to accept that any stranger can intrude into her privacy like this. That any stranger can accuse her of wrong doing just for standing there. I don't want her to learn to accept this kind of crap. This is not the kind of world I want for her to live in. She's a good kid; sweet and warm and funny and rather shy. It's completely beside the point that she doesn't do drugs. Nuttin.' She can't even finish a Margarita! She really can't [yet, dammit] stand up and tell someone she wants something from to waitaminnit - this isn't ok with me. She's not a negotiator. She has fallen into the "be nice" trap. Like her mama, the doormat. Ok, ok, ok, -- this is too big for one bite. Gotta calm down. Gotta *breathe* Gotta break it down into small steps..... Gotta think. be thoughtful... Gotta change the subject and let it simmer in the back of my mind for a while.... AAAAARrrrghghghghgghghhghghhh.More Crankiness...
stop me before I fFiIsSkS again Mary Beth Cahill writes to me daily, now. I think she likes me. Here are some bits from today's love note:Halliburton was awarded a no-bid contract worth more than $7 billion for the rebuilding of Iraq. This contract was "coordinated" by the vice president's own office.
Which was set up in a contract bidding process during the Clinton administration in order that whoever won that process would be already in place in case we needed them suddenly. Like we did in Kosevo. When HillBilly awarded them the same kind of "no bid" contract there. [oooo. do ya think that Algore had something to do with.. naah.]
Reports show that Halliburton drastically overcharged America for gas being imported into Iraq
MaryBeth, honey chile, don't start with me about un-sourced "reports." You're beginning to sound like Dan Rather. And Halliburton cleaned up that mess and repaid the overages. And interest. And fines. blablabla... more crappola... ah, here's something:
A recently filed 2003 financial disclosure form reveals that Halliburton invoked an insurance policy last year to indemnify Cheney for what could be steep legal bills "arising from his service" at the company.
Yeah, Marybethie. Cuz o' people like you and your two pet attorn-a-monkeys, the Hair Boys.
Let's commit ourselves today to sending Bush back to Crawford and Cheney back to Halliburton in November.
You don't even know where he lives?!?!? Homework time, girlie. Shut down that email program and get to work! It may be worthwhile to mention that
John Kerry will call the two millionth person who signs up [to be an online supporter.] So please contact your friends and ask them to sign up for our campaign.
Go sign up. It takes no $$$ and you just might get a chance to talk to THE mAN himself! There's just time to prep those questions. http://volunteer.johnkerry.com/recruitJOHNKERRYEATSCAVIARWITHDELMONTEKETCHUP[just to fool google] I would ask John Kerry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Astonished Head
not only is he back...I won't be commenting on the squad of black-clothed anarchist jackasses or the bell-ringing flakes or the panty-clad solipsists or the speechifyin' Suit Men and their handlers. There will be none of that. This week I will be indulging myself in whatever I damn well feel like indulging myself in, preferably in big tub-sized quantities, maybe with some chocolate sauce. And an almond.
...he's still a freakin' genius! Go See . . .
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